#beetlebop.asks

[beetlebop]

I was sleeping all day, whoops! Bc im feeling soft, could I please get some headcanons of the BJ's kissing? 💖💘 Hope you're doing well! -💖💘 Cupid!

hell yeah you can cupid!! these might be a bit short since I gotta head off to bed eventually but I gotchu!! to be fair a lot of these could be for all of em so keep that in mind :)

Keatlejuice

will 100% dip you outta the blue and just plant a big old smooch on ya constantly

will kiss you anytime anywhere but especially in front of people

he gives really sloppy kisses in front of people

[chanting] neck kisses neck kisses!

but also when you’re alone expect that rare moment when he gives you soft kisses enjoy them they don’t happen often at least according to him ( spoiler alert: they happen often

Cartoonjuice

he definitely floats up to give you kisses no matter whether you’re taller or shorter than him

dip kisses are also a thing for him so be ready for that

sometimes when he’s really feeling soft he’ll spin you around in a dance then sneak a kiss in there

surprise upside down kisses!

Musicaljuice

listen dip kisses are a thing for any and all beetlejuices but especially this one he loves catching you off guard and kissing you breathless

forehead kisses!

kisses definitely happen when you leave the house and especially when you return cause he missed you a lot

can and will grab your face and tilt it up so he can just kiss you sometimes it’s a little peck other times it’s soft slow kisses or a deep romantic kiss

can and will pepper your face with kisses at all times of the day

[beetlebop]

Kaaaayla, do you happen to have any cartoon Beetlejuice headcanons up your sleeve?

hmm lemme see *checks sleeves* oh! you’re in luck silas I got some hidden up in here!

he 100% does that thing where he floats upwards and follows you around if you kiss him complete with real floating dead hearts and everything

if he find out you find his jokes funny hoo boy get ready he’s gunna break out all the stops puns, costume changes, voices, the works!

tbh he probably has lydia paint his nails all the time thus why he always has red nails

while “babes” is specifically for lydia he totally uses it for you too but he calls everyone that ( he doesn’t and it’s completely different from how he uses it with lydia wink wink nudge nudge )

listen i know in the show he’s like 6ft but you can’t tell me it’s not bc of his heels ok or at least he shapeshifted something

one time you decided to summon him and he wasn’t expecting it and totally thought it was Lyds but found out it was you and he’s thrown tf off cause he’s not sure what to do cause he likes you but he’s not about to admit that so he just puts on his bravado front but on the inside he’s freaking out ( he totally probably contacts lyds for advice during the day she helps him ofc but also probably tease him about it )

[beetlebop]

feeling depressed and lonely! If you have time, could you please do some waking up cuddle Headcanons with either Keetlejuice or MusicalBeej? :3c

sure thing anon sorry it took me long to get to this hopefully this made you feel a bit better <3!

Let’s start with: He’s secretly soft fite me

you probably wake up to find his arm slinged around your shoulder pulling you close into his personal space — maybe even goes so far to put your body on top of his so you’re laying on his stomach

Definitely lazily draws random patterns on your skin with his nails while your sleeping and when you wake up

maybe, maybe if he’s really feeling it he might give you a good morning kiss

He ruins the moment though by trying to convince you to have sex with him

Next up is: Snugglebug 2.0

this bitch loves to cuddle and is desperate to be as close to you as possible.

so expect to wake up tangled up in a big koala hug arms wrapped around your middle and his face buried into your neck / hair

he definitely kisses you once you wake up like a lot

also just holds your hand while cuddling cause he touch starved

You two definitely switch cuddling positions during the day cause he’s restless and wanting to be as close as possible to you at all times

You’re not getting anything done that day cuddling with him is your day

[beetlebop]

I just i love musical!juice so much and brightman is such a dominate beej and will is such a sweet beej i just ;-; i love them send help

!!!! LIZZIE THATS AWESOME AND I HECKIN SUPPORT YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH THEY DESERVE IT!!! 💚💚💚

[beetlebop]

Hey babes! Sorry for bein' gone for a bit, admins been havin' a rough time, but you'll be happy to hear Beej and I get along.. a little bit better Love ya - BJ 5

It’s ok and I’ve noticed! I love you too!

(Also I hope you are having a good day today admin you deserve it)

[beetlebop]

Come on babes! BB and I are around the most often, plus my.. career path, gives me the ability to keep ya comfortable. We don't see any downsides to keepin' such a cute little breather to ourselves, aside from you not saying yes yet dollface - BJ 5

I mean that is true...

Okay fine I agree

Oh and quick question what is your profession? You know for curiosity sake.

[beetlebop]

*aims Nerf gun at ceiling* HAND. OVER. THE. KEATLEJUICE. HEADCANNONS. I need them..

aw GEEZ looks like my hands are tied! guess I gotta!!!

also as much as I adore keatlejuice I’ve never written for him before so bear with me

ive stated this many times before but you know all thise watches and bracelets he has? he probably stole them from various corpses because “what’s a stiff gunna do with a fine piece like this? nothin’ be a shame for it to go to waste.”

is his ring his? possibly, it could have been something he owned before he died, but at the same time it highly likely he stole that too. he’s very proud of it

probably even after the events of the movie are over he probably still every once and a while makes his home in the model, much to the Deetz’ and Maitland’s dismay. he’s not exactly subtle about it either. they know he’s back by the neon sign and his grave smack dab in the graveyard again

he can cook! it might not be the best ever considering his hygienic state nor will it taste the best but he can cook

he’s a heavy smoker that’s for sure and honestly he’s probably dabbled in weed every now and again as well as other numerous drugs

he’s a heavy drinker, almost bordering on alcoholic, he’s a messy drunk and sometimes depending on his mood he can be an angry drunk. he’s been kicked out of Dante’s Inferno Room for his behavior.

if he ever finds a breather that scares easy you better believe he’s gunna latch onto them and terrorize them until he gets bored. brings a little spice into his shitshow of a profession

don’t believe everything you hear from him he’s a nortious liar. spinning all sorts of yarns to make himself look good. he’s got a reputation to uphold what’s a few lies here and there?

probably was a showman in his previous life i mean how else could you explain his various costume changes, charisma, and just general showmanship

does not like to talk about how he died. DO NOT bring it up he will get angry.

likes to visit the netherworld every now and again just to fuck with juno, make her job just that little bit harder for her

you ever notice he’s got a broken nose? well he probably got that for he died by crossing the wrong person at a bar. probably hit on someone’s girl and got the shit punched outta him. it never healed right and thus his nose is crooked.

[beetlebop]

what are your thought on adam and barbara as bi solidarity? like they are both bisexual but what really matters is that they are In Love and Good Sweet Ghost Parents. i’ve been criticized for saying barbara is bi and i think it’s totally chill if ppl see her as straight but i think babs is actually bi w a preference for women but once she found adam no one else mattered... that’s part of the reason she actually gags when trying to b fake attracted to beej in my hc!! -🍄

listen as a bi i 100% agree with ya there!! my parents are bi and you can’t change my mind!