#beetpoot

[oliver-shmoliver]

So my package from ShiftyThrifting arrived today! Its absolutely amazing!

First thing I see is this. I damn near cried with laughter seeing just this!

This was the card inside! And inside that card is all of this!

Thank you so much @shiftythrifting this is incredible!

I'm going to treasure these stickers forever as the Holy Parent of the Poot!

[mithrilwrench]

Beet-poot cousin spotted on the display at Etna Supply. It's a fake water meter to help advertise the water meter box.

[catwire]

beetpoot

a fellow shifty thrifting fan

[bootleg-bat]

I found these poots

It appears that the first one murdered the poot king for his crown but he wants more power

The second must be a rival king, cowering in fear that he will be found and smashed

[i-do-write-tragedies]

Beet poot

Your wish is my command

[shiftythrifting-darktimes]

brow poot

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[oliver-shmoliver]

Beetpoot?!

Okay years ago I sent in a submission to @shiftythrifting of a Beetroot jar I found in the charity shop I volunteered in. I didn’t really follow it from there but now I find out there a whole tumblr blog about it?! @beetposting

I can’t believe my stupid post became a meme! And shiftythrifting even have merch of it!!! How is this reality!

[bootleg-bat]

ThE bEEt gOblIn wIll stEAl yOUr vEggIEs

And your body and soul