#beetroot offical

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You are in her dm's.

I'm in. the dirt.

We are not the same.

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Okay reblog this with something kinda stupid you believed as a child and tag 10 people

I thought peas were man-made and produced in a factory. To me they were too perfectly rounded and smooth to be grown on a plant. I was like. 8? when I learned the truth

@pansexual-king-official @true-neutral-kobold @costco-offical @chickfila-official @filbus-offical @house-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @god-the-offical @strawberry-offical @rice-officall and anyone else who wants to

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*ruffles ya leafs*

HEY D:

My poor leafy leafs, all ruffled up :(

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how fucking MANY of you offical accounts are there.

More than there are stars in the sky.

Because we ate most of them.

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Hi guys, can yall watch my dog for a sec while I go spear shopping?

Here he is. 🪱 DOWN BOY, DOWN. SIT. NO, BARTHOLOMEW, SIT. BAD DOG.

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*pulls you out of the ground and puts you in my pocket*

We are going on an adventure, beetroot

Adventure? Hell yeah! I do like me a good adventure

Where are we going? The bottom of the ocean? A basement? Insane?

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Doez the root have beets or doez the beets have roots?

Do roots have beets or do beets have roots?

Well, am I me or is me I?

Down here, encased in the dark, moist, loose soil it doesn't matter. What matters is that I am. It matters that you are. And you are! You and I are here, in the dirt. Together until we rot or we get freed into the scary world outside.

I am the root and the beet and the root of the beet and the beet of the root.

The beet is the root and the root is the beet.

Hope this helps ^w^

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Hi beetroot, I'm Rice! Just going around bothering people, see ya around I hope!

@rice-officall

Oh my god hi rice!

It's nice to see another food on here!