(squeaky red tricycle is back in your room again)🧩
("Saw" voice) Hello LJ...me again..your anxiety ridden Secret Santa. I just wanted to let you know, you're getting two gifts. The first one, while you may have had no idea if I said continued to say nothing. Is actually a companion piece to a little two chapter thing I already wrote. And I thought...oh no! I'm like the actual Jigsaw killer, and created a clever trap to get you to read more of my stuff. And that just felt like the fan fic gift exchange, semi-equivalent of a regift or something. So, you also get another story that has zero connections to anything else I've written. Anyway, so expect two packages, one a trap and the other a slightly hastily written, not a trap. Also, I don't care what you say... you're getting both because you deserve them! 🎄🎅💖
Ahhhhhhh 🧩 anon! I feel like I need to upgrade you to a Big Wheel for maximum fun because every time you come in here you get me so hyped!
Two gifts?! TWO?! I am beside myself with excitement! You are so kind to be so giving, and not only are you writing two (?!?!?!) stories, but one of them offers two additional chapters to devour? This is the DREAM! I am SO excited to see what you've written, and this message made me giggle out loud in my car when I got it and brightened up my day. I know I'm gonna love these stories, and you best beLIEVE I'll be devouring other fics of yours once the mask is off and the Secret Santa is revealed! Thank you again for being such a lovely fun anon and for making this season even more magical.