Demeter: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Maia, Metis, and Leto recently.
Hera: No, Demeter, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Demeter: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Hera: No! You’re the only one for me.
Demeter: Is that so?
Hera: I promise! The three of us are just dating, okay? They’re my partners.
Demeter: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Hera: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Demeter: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Hera, *Grabs Demeter's hands*: Of course bro!
Demeter: Bro...
Leto: What the-

















