#beindeadaintsobad

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beindeadaintsobad replied to your post “someone please talk me the fuck out of making a Hellblazer Constantine...”

please reconsider your punctuation on 'I miss my asshole son'

no

[captain-atoma]

beindeadaintsobad replied to your post “toconfrontevil replied to your post “honestly who’s a spoopy...”

SPOOP

SPOOPS 

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beindeadaintsobad replied to your post “is max the dad from The Room does that make j’onn lisa DAMN IT JONN,...”

"the dad from The Room" has tj even seen the room

can you not @ me like this

[ghostdisciple]

barbara & stranger on twitter: :)))))))) boston: >:(

[ghostdisciple]

stranger last night: :( all my friends and family are dead  stranger tonight: :) boston

[ghostdisciple]

Since most living people can't see boston, the stranger interprets for him, but does it in a very PG way: "Tell Batman he can go fuck himself!!" "Boston says he disagrees with your plan." and other magic users in the room just snickering

YES OMG!!! this is the best thing omg omg like they’re all trying to be serious and stuff but then boston says something like that and stranger just. ... gingerly edges his way around from saying it like that and at some point constantine just BUSTS out laughing 

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beindeadaintsobad replied to your post “(( imagine a deadman and jericho team up tho “whose body is it anyway?...”

transport to a imaginary room inside someone's mind, one of them just like, "Uh... hey... occupied."

just one big possession orgy

also there’s this panel which i feel is somehow relevant ))

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beindeadaintsobad replied to your post:beindeadaintsobad replied to your post “(( joey:...

guess they didn’t teach you examples in temporary death school, im special because im a cooler character than you and ive always been dead

oohhh watch out everybody we got a real badass over here

but let me pose a philosophical query for you: can you truly be dead if you were never alive?