Fuck it here is the sorority letter for the tiktok refugees:
If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this post is going to be a rough fucking ride.
For those of you that have your heads stuck in old algorithms, which apparently is the majority of this website new users, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of reblogging and general social interactions with Tumblr Veterans. I've been getting post on post about people LITERALLY being so fucking NON-INTERACTIVE and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Juniper, I've been having so much fun with my fellow new users these past couple of hours!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on dash to do it myself.
I do not give a flying fuck, and Tumblr Veterans do not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to only like posts. You had years to only like posts, and this upcoming year is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This time is about fostering relationships in the social media community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to not reblog posts and only talk to each other and not users already on this site. Newsflash you stupid cocks: TUMBLR VETERANS DON'T LIKE BORING USERS WHO ONLY LIKE AND DON’T REBLOG. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: TUMBLR VETERANS ARE NOT GOING TO WANT TO REPOST AND FOLLOW US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about reblogging on other sites IN FRONT OF TUMBLR VETERANS. Are you people fucking Zuckerberg and Musk operatives? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to comment below telling me if you're a Zuckerberg and Musk fan so I can make sure you don't get blazed or followed. If Tumblr users openly said "Yeah we're gonna make sure your algorithm is as bad as Meta’s algorithm ", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG POSTS?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be liking posts on Meta sites, I don't give a FUCK if your friends are on it, if your mutuals are on it, or if your entire family is on Meta sites. YOU DON'T POST THERE. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other users to leave with you.
"But Juniper!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your screen as you read this post, "I've been voting in polls, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT REBLOGGING FUCKING POLLS TOO. I've not only gotten posts about new tiktok users being fucking WEIRD on blogs (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's the color of the sky?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten posts about people actually voting in polls, but not reblogging. Not reblogging the. Fucking. Poll. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about blog’s aesthetic, YOU REBLOG A POLL YOU VOTED IN AND DON’T JUST VOTE, HAVE YOU NEVER TRIED TO BOOST SOMETHING? ARE YOU FUCKING NEW? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little empty aesthetic blog on the tumblr is going to make other users happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING SITE VETERANS. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you REPORT me, I WILL FUCKING BLOCK YOU.
"Ohhh Juniper, I'm now crying because your post has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this post applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that doesn’t reblog posts or if you're a bot that does bot shit on the dash, this following message is for you:
DO NOT GO TO POPULAR TAGS.
I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this post and have some rare site malfunction where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR NEW USERS. I would rather have 40 new users that are fun, interact with the existing community, and reblog to help create a fun site than 80 that are fucking silent bots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't reblog with my thoughts, I'm too cool", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up on the explore page unless you're going to stop being a goddamn ai artist type bot on this site. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn silent non-reblogging, only liking posts bot on the Trending page, I will block you even if you're a veteran returned. I'm not even kidding. Try me.
And for those of you who are offended at this post, I would apologize but it is a copypasta. Google it.

















