#beingnicesucks

[veryslyfourteenyearold-blog]

I offered to help an old lady cross the street after school. I figured I should start doing nice things for people every now and then. Except, I didn’t think that asking a struggling senior citizen if I could assist her would result in her SHOOING me and raising her cane in the air. She even threatened to call the police. 

Never doing that again.

[carmenritos]

i love zoe

zoe loves pads

a love triangle has been formed

[carmenritos]

I've been sick since the day after Zoe left and over two weeks later I finally feel like I'm starting to get better and lol nope I woke up deaf in my other ear and now I have a sore throat.

Don't kiss girls, it only leads to weeks of pain and stuffy noses and death and then you miss them a lot too which is just as bad.

[carmenritos]

zoe is taking a shower right now

aw yiss i can hear that water running

u so naked girl

wash that hair like the pro u r

so sexy all wet and drip drippy

[wokenapalm]

THERE *IS* INDEED A GOD

[carmenritos]

Whenever I walk into a room that my dad is in and i'm on the phone or texting he just says "Hi Zoe" and ignores me what the hell is this shit dad woowowow i'm ur real daughter

[carmenritos]

Zoe is the very best ever in the whole wide world and I love her so much <3

[carmenritos]

Zoe has never seen Jurassic Park like what even???