#belcher's bluff

[talk-of-tyria]

The Commander + Belcher’s Bluff puns

[talk-of-tyria]

A selection of lines spoken by female asura during Belcher’s Bluff. Transcript:

(Player Character): I once wrote an equation thiiis big. - (Player Character): Brilliant! - (Player Character): Stop staring at my ears. - (Player Character): Romance is like science: an uncontrolled explosion and complicated learning curve is always just around the corner. - (Player Character): Nice signal to noise ratio you're exhibiting. - (Player Character): Hey baby, you can't spell momentum without you and me. - (Player Character): We're all just elements, sweetie. So how about we make a compound? - (Player Character): Honey, I am the prime variable in the equation of love. - (Player Character): Fixed. Focused. Concentration! - (Player Character): Math is hard? Hardly. - (Player Character): Two ducks in a bar are reciting logic puzzles. Bartender says, "I can't tell what you're saying." The ducks reply, "You're not supposed to. We're a pair-o'-ducks." (giggle) - (Player Character): I’ll smash you like my last certification exam! - (Player Character): You’re clearly stupid if you think you can hurt me. - (Player Character): You're a failure choking on your own failings! - (Player Character): Hooray! Woohoo! - (Player Character): In love's eternal struggle, you and me are the perfect Eternal Alchemy. - (Player Character): Never use safety goggles when a monocle will do. - (Player Character): A satisfying beverage.

[stormsworder]

Belcher's Bluff in GW2?

Adnul Irongut has calmed down, no longer insisting on critiquing at every possible moment.

....REALLY? After I fought him FIFTEEN TIMES trying to beat him and he overspammed critique on me? 

...;-;

*weeps silently*

Reg, you know my agony from this minigame. >>; I wonder if me complaining to my buddy at Anet did any good... >>; XD; SRSLY, he used critique immediately after it ran out! It was TERRIBLE