9: "My kid broke your nose, but you're kinda hotDo I know what I’m doing? Once again the answer is no. BUT HEY, ENJOY!
It’s not that Bellamy wasn't acquainted with children’s strength. He had raised Octavia after all for more than 14 years, he knew how violent they could get.
It’s just it had been so long ago since he had to deal with actual children that he forgot exactly how strong they could be.
So when the blonde with short hair and beautiful blue eyes approached him about his lost wallet with a cute brown haired child in her arms, he may have turned on the charm a little. what? she was hot.
He may have also thanked her profusely and given her a once over (no ring. nice body. beautiful eyes. god Bellamy control yourself) and maybe they flirted for a few minutes because well she was hot and apparently single.
So maybe the child didn't like him as much because the second Bellamy got a little closer to say hi, and thank him for finding the wallet (According to his mom--Clarke--he was the one who found it on the bench Bellamy had sat to finish his coffee.) said child proceeded to pull back his arm and punch him
It’s not like it was that bad—if you ignore the humiliation of a child punch’s breaking your face and the subsequent pain in said face for the next few hours. Apparently, Clarke was a doctor, and well, he got to have her hands on his face for a while. cute dainty hand he’d really like to have raking his hair down his nape and towards his--
she may have offered to go out for coffee as an apology for her kid socking him in the face.
He may have looked sideways to see if the child would hit him again before accepting.
