#belost-the-watcher

[green-x-reaper]

@belost-the-watcher

"....how's he going to smoke them?"

💀 ". . ." Well, Getlost, the idiot. There's thing called lighter. Light up cigarette. Put the orange part in mouth. Breathe in smoke. Blow smoke at bitch.

[nintoondo]

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Good help was so hard to find. At least that's what was cooking from the devious mind of Mother Brain. After her latest failure to take the throne of Videoland, Mother Brain was furious.

" INCOMPETENT FOOLS!! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! The Palace of Power was MINE for the taking... Until YOU BOZOS MESSED IT UP!! "

Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo clung to each other, cowering in fear as Mother Brain zapped the interior of her lair. Whenever her temper flared like this, her two minions were the ones to pay for it.

" How is a BEAUTIFUL BRAIN supposed to rule anything with you DUNCES?! "

" Perhaps my new invention could help with your little- hhhh, dilemma, Mother Brain! " Dr. Wily unveiled a large telescope-like device from behind him. " I call it zhe Warp Zone Peeker-Seeker! With it, we can search beyond Videoland into zhe Real World for a worthy lackey to defeat zhose N-Team ninnies!! Shall we take it for a spin? "

Peering through the device together, wasn't long until the Mother Brain and Dr. Wily set their sights on a particular purple fellow.

" THAT'S the one! He's strong, capable, and looks easily persuadable! My kind of henchman!! EGGPLANT WIZARD, KING HIPPO!! Get me that... whoever he is, and bring him back to me! NOW!! "

With an extra zap for good measure, King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard were unceremoniously forced into the Warp Zone... to essentially try and hire their replacement.

Once through the Warp Zone, the bumbling duo stared at Belost and whispered amongst themselves.

" So... How do we get this guy on our side? " Eggplant Wizard asked.

" Yer the wiseguy, ya brussel-sprout! You get em! I'll flank em by surprise! "

King Hippo shoved Eggplant Wizard closer to Belost. He poorly hid behind a pole while he waited for Eggplant Wizard to do his thing.

" O-Oh, uh - Hey! You're a purple guy just like me! Pretty strange looking for an eggplant though... You look more like a purple cauliflower than anything! W-Would you like one? I can make you one!! "

Eggplant Wizard gave a nervous smile towards Belost, occasionally dropping a few veggies out of fear. This was going to be... interesting.

[llixulia]

Belost leaned in and gave Nyx a little poke on the cheek.

Nyx, who had been coiled and simply resting on his tail, his eyes closed, but awake, opened his eyes and looked at him. "Hm? Hey, Bel."-he smiled. "What's up?"

[santaverse]

@belost-the-watcher asked:

Dear Sandy Claws, For this Christmas in July I want a new diamond whetstone for my knives and a bottle of gun oil. Cookies don't travel so well through space so I've attached a power bar from my MRE. Your pal, Belost

A gift box is placed near Belost along with a card that reads:

" Dear Belost, you certainly are thorough, aren't you? Well, you have been Nice, so I hope you enjoy your gifts! "

-Space Santa

P.S. - " Try to ask for a... particularly less rare mineral next year. "

P.P.S. - " I appreciate your thoughtfulness with the Power Bar! But Santa knows his way around keeping cookies safe through space! Still, with this bar, perhaps I can look even better on the beach this year! Hohoho, thank you again! "

Inside the box was everything Belost asked for!

[splashaven]

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The Galra Empire. One of the most notorious dangerous empires within the entire GALAXY!! ...They had to be loaded, right? Sure they didn't exactly have a home planet per-say, but having a whole EMPEROR and a fleet of warriors... that had to mean they were well-off enough!

And if they were well-off... they could afford to GIVE.

Of course, one could not just causally approach Emperor Zarkon with a plea. This was going to have to be dealt with delicately. TACTICALLY.

Finding the nearest Galran, a large shadow would cast over Belost.

" Greetings. " A snide voice called out. " You're Galran, are you not? "

The voice belonged to Jarett, King of the Phantophage. He was a VERY LARGE, red, devilish looking alien. He had two of his guards standing by his side. They were smaller than him - shorter than Belost by a bit.

" Might I have a few words? "

Talk about causing a scene...

[ask-nautilus-titanofthedeep]

Woops. How'd this get mixed up in Broly's mail? And also when did Broly start getting mail? Both are mysteries.

Broly stared at the photo in his hand, every now and then flipping it over and back again. "While I have to admit the composition is good and the lighting is nice, maybe low on different colors but still not bad. I just have one question," he would look around at the inside of his pod, "how... did it get in here?"

[masquenoire]

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[cxpperhead]

How often does Copperhead walk around the city? Does he go out and do normal person stuff (get groceries, go to the bank, etc)? If not how does he get around doing them? Is there anything he particularly enjoys doing when he's not at home?

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Not as often as he'd like! Being a snake metahuman makes it (un)surprisingly difficult being polite company; Copperhead is VERY distinctive looking and can only walk about without attracting attention at night, bundled up in his heaviest poncho. Getting groceries can be touch and go when you're wearing your hood up as people tend to think you're about to commit a robbery, which doesn't help people feel any less nervous when you're already a good 6'6 tall. It's too awkward, too dangerous to stand out so Copperhead tends to avoid the streets altogether, scaling buildings and traversing over rooftops instead of walking amongst the crowd.

Naturally this makes having a bank account difficult, especially when you're no longer recognizable as the person you once were - not that Copperhead had much to worry about there, he's effectively a non-entity what with having no birth record he knows of. As far as he (and the government is concerned), Copperhead never existed, or at least died at a young age so turning to crime was his only recourse in order to make a living. Doing a few favours here and there for various criminals across the states allowed him to make up some false identities, enabling him to amass funds untouched by authorities. It's not easy but he's made it work, leaving an incredibly difficult trail to follow through various identities and false alias that go nowhere. Sure he might not be able to go to the bank but who needs to when you can get thousands per hit/heist? Why bother going out to get takeout when you can get it delivered and leave precise instructions as to where to pick up their (very) generous tip? While it's occasionally lonely, Copperhead enjoys the relative solitude of his life. There's nothing quite like climbing to the top of the tallest building and looking out across the city, seeing a world of opportunity just waiting for somebody to come along and scoop it up. He watches and listens, ready to pounce on fortune before it slips from his claws.