A Pig Blowing It’s Nose
This is a BMC tickle fic prompted by @mountain-dew-tickledpink
Summary: Rich and Jeremy have a full on war over collectors cards
Please don’t be put off by the title lol
This wasn’t a very uncommon occurrence: Rich and Jeremy wrestling on the floor over something as simple as a game card.
“I saw it first!”, Jeremy cried, wiggling over Rich to grab the card which was on the other side of the room.
Rich grabbed his leg, tripping him, and scrambled over to grab the card, raising his arms in triumph when he got it.
“Not so fast!”, Jeremy said, lifting himself up from the floor and lunging at Rich, causing both of them to topple onto the green carpet of Rich’s bedroom.
This had all started with a card trade, which I know is usually not something that you would see high school kids doing, but Jeremy and Rich happened to share a passion of video game character cards. When Rich’s Squip left, his secret love of these little childish pieces of paper was the second thing that he openly confessed.
And Jeremy had just been hanging out at Rich’s place, trading, when he spotted a card that he didn’t have at the back of Rich’s card-book. Of course, the card was rightfully Rich’s, but it was a double, and Jeremy really wanted it. For some reason, one copy of the same card just wasn’t enough for him, and he demanded that he trade it for one of Jeremy’s cards. But Jeremy had no doubles left, so a war broke out between the two.
Rich escaped from Jeremy’s grip and re-grabbed the precious card. Jeremy was about to lunge at him again when Rich decided to exploit a certain weakness of Jeremy’s to his advantage.
See, one thing that everybody in school new about Jeremy was that the funny little nerd also happened to be very, very ticklish.
It was just so damn easy to find out; something as simple as a poke of encouragement made him jump and squeal.
Rich extended his fingers and started tickling him.
“WAHAHAHAHAIT RIHIHIHIHICH NOHOHOHOHO!”
“Ah, Rich yes”, Rich teased, scribbling at the other boy’s sides, “You deserve this Jer! This is what you get for trying to steal my card!”.
“WAHAHAHAHAHAIT NOHOHOHOHOHNE OF THIHIHIHIHIS THAHAHT’S CHEHEATING!”
“This?”, Rich questioned, “Could ‘this’ refer to tickling by any chance?”
Jeremy’s face went red.
“NOHOHOHO RIHIHIHIHICH DOHOHOHOHON’T BE AN ASSHOHOHOHOLE!!!”
“What? It’s just a word. Tickle. Tickle. Tickletickletickletickletickle!”, Rich cooed, reaching under Jeremy’s arms. Jeremy snorted.
Snorted.
Like the sound of a pig blowing it’s nose.
Rich stopped his fingers: “Shit”.
Jeremy cupped his hand over his mouth in horror: “Sorry, just, ack, gahhhhhh!!!”.
Rich hoped off Jeremy to let him breathe. He took in big pants of air.
“That was a funny noise”, Rich teased.
Jeremy groaned in embarrassment, making Rich smile.
“It’s okay buddy, it’s not that bad. Iv’e heard worse. In fact-”.
Rich tackled Jeremy back over, making him yelp, “It even makes me want to tickle you more”.
Jeremy’s eyes widened, “Wait- NOHO!”
“SAY YOU’LL LET ME KEEP THE CARD!!!”, Rich cried out at the laughing mess beneath him. He clawed his fingers down to Jeremy’s stomach, making his laughter transform into soft yet desperate giggles.
“Okahahahahay, fine! Yohohohohou wihihiihin!”.
Rich smirked, “Good, but I’m still going to tickle you”.
Rich went back to the boy’s underarms, making him shriek and toss his head back in laughter.
“OHOHOHO MYHYHYHY CRAHAHAHAP, NOHOHOHOH FAHAHAHAHAIR!!!”
“All is fair in love and card war”, Rich teased, wiggling his fingers on Jeremy’s neck which was fully exposed from him tossing his head back. He jerked it down to his chest and made a snort double as loud as the last one.
This time however, Rich didn’t stop. He knew that if he stoped at this specific moment Jeremy would get all embarrassed about the noise he just made, so Rich tried to ignore it.
Tried.
He could’t help but chuckle a little.
Jeremy thrashed around and laughed as Rich’s fingers creeped under his pinned chin.
“PLEHEHEHASE, I CHAHAHAHAN’T TAHAHAHAHAKE IHHIHIHIT AHAHAHAHNYMOHOHOHOHORE!”, Jeremy cried out in ticklish agony. That was the cue for Rich to stop.
Jeremy sat up panting once again.
“Sorry dude”, Rich said sheepishly, “Too far?”
Jeremy just smiled, “Wow, you are very passionate about your cards aren’t you”.
Rich chuckled: “Always”.
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