#bendystraw cucumberpatch

[ashesforash]

If this ain’t me

[gooberfeesh]

I keep having these oddly intimate dreams involving Benderbatch Cumberface?? Like, don’t get me wrong: I think he’s a pretty cool dude and an AMAZING actor with huge heaps of talent. That being said, I’m not, like, into him sexually or romantically. What even IS my subconscious trying to insinuate about Bentobox Curdlesnoot?? For crying out loud, why can’t I have saucy dreams about Michael Fassbender or Rupert Gravessssss ajsdlkjfalslf;sf 

The struggle is real, folks. I’m tellin’ ya.