#benisahoe

[askmadsweeney]

maybe you met Mokosz? you know that bitch? i think i lost her somewhere.... slavic mother nature, goddes of summer... by now she probably is somewhere doing slav squat in adidas tracksuit. but i need her here, its so cold in Warsaw

The Mokosz I know loves beach hats, towels, and bikinis not track suits sorry pal.

[askmadsweeney]

hey Sweeney have you ever visited slavic lands in times before christianity??

'Fraid not mother church had already waved her flabby, wrinkled arm across Europe long before I was born. But aye I've been to the those parts. When things were getting too thorny in England. Didn't stay long. The woman had faces like an aged cheese wheel and winters are colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

[sammytrashie]

Ben is a hoe

[bubble-gumkin]