I'm a leprechaun

Fuck off if you came here to ask me about Lucky Charms. If Dead wife is reading this PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND LOOK AT THE DAMN ROAD!

[askmadsweeney]

maybe you met Mokosz? you know that bitch? i think i lost her somewhere.... slavic mother nature, goddes of summer... by now she probably is somewhere doing slav squat in adidas tracksuit. but i need her here, its so cold in Warsaw

The Mokosz I know loves beach hats, towels, and bikinis not track suits sorry pal.

[askmadsweeney]

Hope you get your coin soon!

Loads of help, rando.

You're about as helpful as a screen door on a battleship.

Now make like my shirt and split.

[askmadsweeney]

Now I would like to write about the weird verbena you just described. With some fighting, of course P.S.: Let you some bread in window. Better make my sister pass her exams

Not with the current state of my luck, I'd need my lucky coin back first.

[askmadsweeney]

Have you ever been on Spain?

Not one drop of Southern Comfort and Coke in the whole damn country. They can take their Cubatas, flamenco dancing, their veils and their morbid cathedrals and shove it up their hairy asses.

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hey Sweeney have you ever visited slavic lands in times before christianity??

'Fraid not mother church had already waved her flabby, wrinkled arm across Europe long before I was born. But aye I've been to the those parts. When things were getting too thorny in England. Didn't stay long. The woman had faces like an aged cheese wheel and winters are colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

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