#benjaminfleischman

[emery-novak]

benjaminfleischman

“Seeing as I am a mere mortal, and not a sex god like yourself, I am afraid I am not capable of such fears.  And if you think about touching my hair dye, I will personally knaw off your fingers like a tabbies infested squirrel.”

Emery snorted when Ben called him a sex good, scrunching up his nose and shaking his head. “Please, look at yourself--” he scoffed, rolling his eyes playfully. “hmm...I did bring a bottle of nair,” Em reached up to scratch at his beard in thought before smirking over at Benjamin. “Knaw off my fingers.... okay, Dahmer,” he teased. 

@benjaminfleischman​

[emery-novak]

I'm so glad you're here! Now I'm not the only guy that suddenly has a back ache after sneezing!

"That makes me feel a little better not being the oldest one here but I don't see any grey's on you,.... but time to stop dyeing your hair, old man and starting repping those greys,” he teased.