apples are fucking healthy (sequel to what good would wings be) good omens au, bond/q/moneypenny ot3, rated m, 5k words
"You see, she's a temptation herself. And you can't tempt a temptress." "That doesn't help me." "It wasn't meant to. You're not supposed to do anything." "Anything?" "Not a thing." Q kisses the bewildered expression off Bond's face, though he's been keen to improve it over the years that only Q can really see it. "If she wants you, she'll come and get you." Bond lays back, already lethargic, and lets him take the kiss downwards. Q is such a terrible influence. "And does she want me?" "That's enough secrets for today, Mr. Bond." [In which Bond and Q are an angel and a demon with An Arrangement, respectively, and Moneypenny is the Woman, in all senses of the word.]
graphic inspired by strawberrysurfers's style :3