the scum villain's sex and pleasure catalogue
by: benwisehart e | 19k | bingqiu
The catalogue started simple, but even then, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t believe what he was looking at. For only ten points, he was able to buy a Starbucks coffee. For twenty, a bar of modern soap. It had everything…toothbrushes and toothpaste. Nice, fragrant shampoos and conditioners. A soft, fluffy pillow. Toilet paper. Shen Qingqiu stocked up on everything that even remotely struck his fancy, storing them inside a qiankun bag for the trip home. It had books. Shen Qingqiu would finally be able to know how some of the other novels he’d been reading when he died ended. It had tech. As Shang Qinghua had said, these were some of the more costly perks. Even the very basic typing computer he’d bought was 5000 B-Points, and for 200,000, you could even get a goddamn iPhone. He found he could search by function as well as price. His face turned red when he noticed there was a category labelled “sex and pleasure”, which he quickly swiped past. He wasn’t shameless enough to look at that stuff around Shang Qinghua even if it was only visible to himself. But he…tucked it aside for later.
summary: The System gives Shen Qingqiu the ability to exchange B-Points for items, and what better way to earn points than by raising the satisfaction level of Zhongdian's favourite protagonist?
OR: The one where Shen Qingqiu starts seducing the fuck out of Binghe in order to enable his caffeine addiction.
pillow talk: i love a fic that raises the question: what would YOU do for a coffee in a world that doesn't have it? this is a really fun premise that ultimately leads to really lovely intimacy and connection btwn sqq and lbh.
