#beo: interactions

[cavaliant]

@ Abyss Beo :/ “I don’t need protecting!”

Sentence meme

"Don't matter whether ya need it or not. Job's a job, so ya get protection whether ya like it or not."

It isn't as if Beowolf's never had uncooperative clients before, though they're usually not so...competent at mowing enemies down. After all, why would they hire someone to protect them if they could protect themselves just as well or better? But knowing Lachesis as long as he has...it isn't exactly a surprise that she'd want Eldie-baby to have an escort, no matter how old or strong he is.

"Look, I ain't doubting your skills, pal, but watching over ya is literally what I'm paid here to do. Don't mean that I can't admit that yer a fair sight stronger than me in battle, yeah? Just means that yer dear ol' sis wants a plus one around to keep an eye on yer back where she can't, whether in battle or out."

[cavaliant]

Sadly tries to share a coconut drink with Beo through the summoning walls. : (

Dramatically sheds a single tear as he raises his own coconut drink in a wall-obstructed toast.

[cavaliant]

Smooches Beo on the cheek because he is so stunning. uwu

"Well hello to ya too, Eldie! To what do I owe the pleasure of your fine company today?"

[cavaliant]

Diwuc: Can you not... PDA on the dash :'/ My eye itches seeing it.

"Whaddya mean, PDA?! I was just tryin' to educate my ol' pal here about certain expressions that he might be a bit confused on the meanin' of!"

[cavaliant]

do nsfw with me beo uwu

"Uh...are ya feelin' alright, Eldie-babe? ...Do ya even know what that means?"

[cavaliant]

Sticks a flower in Beo's hair. uwu (Abyss perhaps)

"...Ya sure this suits rugged ol' me, Eldie-babe? Personally I think it'd suit ya much better."

[cavaliant]

"Beowolf, I have planned an evening of overly loud activities within the castle that will hopefully allow you to approach unheard." uwu "I have no doubt you shall be able to pass the guards unhindered this time."

"Aw, ya did all that for lil' ol' me? Sounds like a decent enough plan, I'll give it a shot. I just hope that the clap of my bootylicious asscheeks won't be so loud that it's still heard above all that racket."

[cavaliant]

“Secretly, I think you knew.” dew to beo!

@mautlie | Shuffled Lyric Prompts

"...You're gonna have to be a bit more specific, pal. Knew what? Knew that we'd end up in over our heads? I sure wasn't expectin' to be dragged into another civil war, that's for sure."

Stuff like this was why he was a mercenary - no loyalties to any one country meant nothing to stop you from skedaddling when things were starting to look grim. Still, without all the fighting both between kingdoms and within them, his work pickings would be pretty slim, wouldn't they?

"It don't matter if I saw this comin' or not. A job's a job, and if my employer's dirty work involves fightin' another country's battles, then what's it to me, eh? ...What, are ya havin' second thoughts about taggin' along?"