#beronica incorrect quotes

[yaahlalisa]

Betty texting Veronica: I was sitting at Pop's while this tiny serpent girl was hiding from her friends and accidentally scared Cheryl in the booth over to which she screamed "Fuck off you spooky midget". Anyway I think they're in love now.

[maliasblake]

Betty: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning? 

Veronica: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you. 

Betty: Veronica, the toaster is on fire. 

[yaahlalisa]

Veronica: Betty and I are best friends. We share a special type of bond. We're like sisters.

Cheryl: I'm sorry but if my sister looked at me like you look at Madame Douchebaguette I'd have to have a serious conversation with our mom.