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[bluenarwal8]

Hehe- can I get some Killer x THICC reader hcs? If ya cant tell im a thick hips and thighs girly ;P

SQUEALS YES GIRLIEPOP

this is honestly just an excuse for me to talk about how much Killer loves physical touch as his love language WHGAWHGAW

KILLER SANS X THICC READER HCs

Essentially- you're one of those horrendously fluffy cats

And when he sees a fluffy cat, he just grabs HEAPS of fluff. As much fluff as he can possibly grab

It's on sight.

Whenever he sees you, he wants handfuls

You're getting squished like a stress ball

and bitten,,

if you're cool with that

He purposely sneaks up on you for his chance to grab- normally he goes for the love handles because they're so easy, but sometimes what he grabs is so random

He loves picking you up reverse piggyback style

It just gives him an excuse to hold your butt

Now you must be wondering- is he an ass or breast man?

"That's two options, sweetheart. Thank God I've got two hands."

He's a loser don't make him pick between those when he's checking out AND putting his hands all over both all the time at the same time everyday

And he's gonna pester you to let him put his head in your lap

he'll say "thick thighs save lives" whenever he wants his head + your thigh pillows

He starts eating more marshmallows because they remind him of you... fluffy and soft

Also probably figures out if you're ticklish sooner?? Just because all that tickle area is making him wanna tickle you. It's instinctual trust

He had to hold himself back for a really long time until you two were on friendly enough terms for tickles. Once it was unleashed, tho... he couldn't put it back. He gets a kick out of giving little surprise tickles every so often

He gets a little jealous of his cats when they make biscuits on you... he wants to make them too

He does

Unless you don't give him permission- he will be DEVESTATED

He'd rather get the cold shoulder than not be allowed to squish you- if you ever want to get across to him that you're mad, revoke squishy privileges

but actually don't do either of those he'd be so utterly baffled

Not even HAND HOLDING!? <- him, probably

pretends to faint

only your kiss can bring him back to life

and only if you're sitting on his chest

and only if-

ok, maybe he's going to demand a lot

You can expect a lot of begging to get you in his lap

Or him in YOUR lap he likes that too

He's going to ask, "hey, are you using that?" and point to your butt

If you say no, he's going to grab it

He thinks he's so funny

He's going to find a lot of alternative ways to get you in his arms

ballroom dances, horror movies, pillow forts = yes

If you ever see him, there's no outrunning him either

He will find you

He will squish you

It's inevitable

[bluenarwal8]

haiii (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

could u write a killer sans x reader with an eating disorder? i legit refuse to get therapy T-T

can be fluff smut angst whatever lol and if u dont feel comfy writing it dont ^^

KILLER SANS X NO FOODIE READER HCs

HIYA HIHI!! YES I CAN WRITE THAT

This is a tough one for him because he struggles with the same thing! NOT! EATING!

You two forget to eat together

It's romantic trust

He's kind of a hypocrite he'll get a little upset if you don't eat and then proceed to not eat himself

He wants to understand WHY you won't eat- there could be a lot of reasons

Self image/weight, picky eater, physical disorders...

If he knows why, he might be able to help

Don't put too much faith into him, though...

If it's self image, he'll reassure you that your weight isn't as important as society says it is

That your worth and your weight are NOT synonymous

He'll also bargain with you- "if you eat some of your dinner, we can watch the movie YOU picked out"

He'll noticeably eat a lot more if you two are splitting a plate together

Maybe you're a picky eater? Texture issues? He's compiled a list of all the things you actually eat

Maybe you just struggle to get the food down... it makes you nauseous? Causes discomfort? He's going to try and figure out if there's any way he can ease the burden

He has a chart in excel listing out your diet

STILL a hypocrite because he would never in a million years do this for himself

He's chugging straight monster after eating nothing all day and calling it a girl dinner

Anytime you step on the scale, he's going to be right next to you to celebrate or reassure you- whatever number you see he wants to be there for you and hopefully encourage you to settle on a healthy number

KILLER SANS X FOODIE READER HCs

Difficult,, because he's lowkey going to indulge you until he realizes it's causing you pain- mentally or physically

Like, YES, he knows it's bad but like!! you look so happy with your snacks- he's out here buying you roses and burgers (reference to this one AO3 fic I read and idk if im allowed to advertise it because idk if it's pg13 but just in case... minors maybe... dont?? dont look up...??? possibly? Anyway it was called Leaena by Llama_Goddess spoiler Killer is lovely and I love him and he's beautiful baby boy)

It's so different from his own experience? You binge eat and he binge... starves

He likes that you can finish his meals for him

And he likes if you're fluffy

it's like watching your cat get fat... and like... who doesnt love a fat cat?

Yes, he knows he shouldn't LET the cat get fat but urgh fat cats...

It's heartbreaking to him trying to help you ease off the calories, but he wants you to step on the scale and be genuinely ok with yourself

And he doesnt want the doctor to give bad news concerning your weight

very supportive

And the last thing he needs is for you to go from being a foodie to a NO FOODIE

He doesn't need you starving yourself in an effort to go down

If you're trying to go down, he's going to make sure you do it the right way and that progress is slow and steady because it stresses him out enough that you have to lose to begin with

Some of those points crossover ^ They're both for eating disorders so you can imagine that a lot of the points for both foodie and no foodie can apply to both

[bluenarwal8]

Killer x kinda chubby user, stretch mark, cuddly

KILLER SANS X TEDDY BEAR READER HCs

ORUGHHHH

^ groans like that everytime he gets to sink into your after a long day

Stretch marks are pretty

They kinda look like?? scars?? but they're so... wobbly

Which is nice... squiggly and soft...

Easy to trace

And you can find the good bulk of them in the FUN spots like... thighs

A lot of sanses have stretch marks cuz a lot of sanses are big boned- Killer is p unique

cuz he doesnt have them

cuz he's not mentally stable and has eating issues and so so so many problems

there's a nagging voice in the back of his mind where he kind of hopes he gets them one day

but he doesnt feel like he... deserves... that

he's not sans anymore anyway

it doesnt matter.

he's happy that YOU have them

it signals... happiness?? in his mind

He bites your marks maybe hoping he can leave his OWN?? waggles eyebrows

His cats also love your extra fluff for kneading- which, admittedly makes Killie a little jealous when is it his turn to make biscuits :(

He says this like he doesn't get to hold you multiple times every single day

[bluenarwal8]

Can you do where the reader who isnt full on touchy, (only a little bit affectionate) has a bad day and than suddenly gets really clingy and affectionate for whatever reason.

KILLER SANS X RESERVED READER HCs

YESSIR

Goes about his day regularly- looking forward to the his little ritual called 'annoying bbgirl until they flip out'

Comes up to you making kissy faces and about to ask what you're up to

Suddenly, you're hugging on him

You never hug on him

Is this supposed to be heaven?

Casually checks to make sure you're not a shapeshifter like that one My Little Pony episode

Everything checks out- and-

Killie is absolutely MELTING

It's like- when a cat finally chooses to sleep on you and purrs

Literally the best day of his life

Takes a selfie

It's his new background

🥹Life is good

Honestly, he forgot what he came over here for- now all he wants to do is memorize your features so he'll never forget this moment ever again

He's just staring at you now

Gonna gently scratch your head

He ruins the moment by playing cheesy music

Unfortunately, you've got him hooked, and he's going to constantly refer back to this moment to see if he can lure you back into his lap again

Pspspsps he bought chocolate don't you wanna curl up against him??

He doesn't know EXACTLY what prompted you to do that because it's not like you get affectionate every single time you're in a bad mood, so this poor guy is tripping over his own feet figuring out if he can recreate it without making you sad

To no avail... he'll just have to be patient

In the meantime, you guys play Mario Party together

[bluenarwal8]

Killer x socially dumb+quirky person

KILLER SANS X QUIRKY READER HCs

Well, aren't you in luck?

Killie is kind of also... a little... special

See Killers all have this special little thing called matching the energy of who they talk with so if YOU exude the silly behavior, he is following suit VERY quickly

You will NEVER be alone

unless it's dangerous then he might actually stop you

there will be no "if they jump off a bridge i jump off the bridge" because you are NOT jumping

He doesn't have good self preservation skills but he's surprisingly good at preserving you

he has cats they're a little stupid too sometimes he's gotta stop them from trying to eat glass and stuff

orange cats smh...

stares at cringer. (his orange cat)

Is charmed by your silly little antics

No, he doesnt see anything wrong with you wdym it's not normal to howl mid-conversation

(ok maybe he knows it's a LITTLE not normal)

but he's not judging

uses tag tones irl specifically for you

if you ever struggle with something, he is a safe space for you to openly tell him you dont understand and he will explain to you with all the patience in the world and ZERO judgement because?? he's been there before.. i mean who hasnt? but like he GETS IT

[bluenarwal8]

Since it has been decided that Killer is on the vampire side of the supernatural spectrum...

Any vampire Killer with mortal y/n headcanons? Or just vampire Killer headcanons in general?

VAMPIRE KILLER SANS X MORTAL READER HCs

ngl i havent thought abt this before cuz Killz is the one who decided he's the vampire, so I dont actually know what Killie is cuz he got completely left out of the chart we made LMAO

ALSO um this is for modern day vampire headcanons

Playfully asks if you want to be bitten but doesn't actually want to bite you because CONSEQUENCES

Sometimes drags his teeth across your skin- doesn't pierce because we'll assume vampirism is transferred like venom in fangs

There's a thrill he gets off doing that to you

He laps at your bruises and things if you bleed for any reason

And the answer, afabs, is yes- he'd wanna do that regardless of the vampirism- but this is a PG blog, so I can't say anymore than that

ANYWAY.

You go out and about on dates with him DURING THE DAY and he just wears full motorcycle gear everywhere you two go- the beach, the spa, the 5 star Michelin restaurant that you don't need to question how he was able to pay for

Oh yeah and he turns into a bat when he's in trouble for brownie/pity points

VAMPIRE KILLER HCs

hammerhead bat

im not sorry

"let me do this for you" if it were a bat

his coffin bed is made out of cardboard to attract cats

insomniac vampire who stays awake for weeks at a time

didnt feel guilty about slurping on mortal blood until he met you

doesnt like boar blood

[bluenarwal8]

Hey, so I have a Killer sans alter, im plural and have a system, and he loves reading thing abt himself and his group. Can you give me some general hcs for Killie? (Also hi, im the one that wanted to hear abt your and Killies relationship hehe!)

-Host ;P

QUICK UPDATE!

Killie is NOT based on a real person anymore... uhhh... BASING HIM ON REAL PEOPLE LACKS WHIMSY ANYWAY, so let me rewrite all of this really quick the way I want to write it because that's WAY more fun

Sorry guys teehee

KILLIE GENERAL HCs PART TWO

Killie's opinion on LIARS- cute. Did you think you could get away with lying to him? Did you really think that was an option? You think he doesn't know how to read your body language or know how you text when you lie? YOU think you're BETTER at lying than he is at detecting a lie? That's actually hilarious

No, because if you lie to him, he will clock that faster than you blink- Not even Nightmare lies to this guy, ok

He puts up theatrics and he acts all goofy, but like... he was a Sans. He was judgement. This is like a main Sans quality that nearly every Sans has (unless they're some kind of weird... Swap or Fresh or Dreamtale thing- not real sanses? ok)

Like this isn't a Killer thing all these stupid skeleton guys just high ball all their perception checks with a +10 modifier or something stupid like that

Also, Killie stalks you which I think has been mentioned before

But if you go out, he knows

He knows where you went, why you went, what you're doing, and how you go about it

He doesn't NEED to ask you "who what why where when" if you leave the house

Might do it anyway just to be funny

But like they already KNOW, sweetheart

They KNOW you. You can't escape.

Might feel like they're reading your mind

I'm gonna say that they can kind of read you to an extent because they can read your little... description thingy. You know, when you enter a battle and there's text at the bottom? Sometimes it gives clues, and he likes reading them.

Honestly, the only reason he's NOT that paranoid is because of how well he knows you

Right? Because he's going through your phone and your texts and your computer and your room and violating literally all your personal space

And it may be marketed as "oh woopsie me I can't believe you caught me, girly! teehee!!" and all cutie and innocent- he is not innocent

stares into your soul

If- for whatever reason he couldn't do that- the paranoia and jealousy just gets... worse

LOVES karaoke

Not a professional singer, but loves it nonetheless and does want to sing with you

If you don't wanna sing it's ok they'll still serenade you

Their motorcycle helmet has cat ears and a bow and it's pink

He's making you wear one with bunny ears because... listen I read a LOT of Killer x YN/OC whatever whatever headcanons and I personally REALLY like when Killer calls you rabbit so BYE

I DONT NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT ANYMORE

He always seems to have a lot of energy for how little he sleeps

Weird insomniac thing I think

[bluenarwal8]

hi blue it would be soooo cool if you wrote random nightmare headcanons its not like you have someone who'd loooove to read them right

- i sure do wonder who this is

you still havent even answered my ask i slapped that in your inbox days ago publicly shames you Booooooo

this is why i dont have friends i bully all of them WAHAHA

NIGHTMARE GENERAL HEADCANONS

He keeps a dungeon full of malnourished captives at all times to help keep a steady flow of negativity. Each time anyone dies, they're replaced by his men. He orders a few to be tortured every so often in an adjacent room to the dungeons where all the prisoners can hear. It instills fear.

He doesn't have the time or patience to do it himself

Has no relationship towards his employees, except perhaps Killer. Killer is much like a jester is to a king- he delivers bad news to soften the blow and provides enough entertainment. It's gotten to a point Nightmare almost doesn't want to have to replace Killer and has cut him more slack than what should be appropriate.

Killer has noticed that.

He doesn't sleep. Instead, he travels through dream realms. It has the same effect as sleep does. His physical body requires little to no energy to exist in the dream world compared to the waking one. Just like how people pass out, Nightmare will just dissipate from the waking world and reappear there.

The chances of him and Dream crossing paths in this realm are so slim, they are nigh impossible. It has never happened in all their years of existence.

His sole goal is to feed and plant the multiverse under his thumb. "Balance" be damned. He genuinely wants Dream dead.

He is mortal. He actively avoids the Reaper. He doesn't care for killing people- much less doing it himself.

While one touch from Reaper won't kill him, it WILL destroy the cells and Nightmare will have to physically detach from the part Reaper touched.

It takes Nightmare approximately 1 second to regenerate 1 million cells. This changes depending on whether it was Positivity or Death that was destroying his body. Positivity creates a dampening effect against his regenerative processes and slows him down.

In his downtime, Nightmare enjoys reading, writing, and thrift shopping. He also brews teas and studies herbs.

He doesn't normally drink tea he just likes making it.

Coffee drinker.

Killer will sometimes bring back interesting books for Nightmare to read.

Nightmare openly shows his appreciation by adding the book to his 'I will read this next' pile.

He does read it next.

He lets Killer know what he thought of said book.

Killer is a surprisingly good listener. That's why it pisses Nightmare off so much when Killer does his ADHD bull and struggles to pay attention when being given instructions. He fails to comprehend even though he knows it's not Killer's fault.

He blames Killer anyway.

Back to reading, Nightmare will read any book Killer brings back. Literally any book. Any. Book.

Yes, even that type of material. It doesn't bother Nightmare. He will still leave Killer an honest review of what he thought. It doesn't phase him.

He's so blunt, it makes him autistic coded. He doesn't care if the book is a joke. He reads it anyway. Killer can hand him the most unimpressive book and he will read it and leave the most unimpressive feedback to match.

"Short, unappealing, and in bad taste. I didn't enjoy this one." His words after being delivered an adult humor book formatted similarly to a children's book. It encourages Killer to bring him better books- which will bring more in-depth and thought provoking responses. Aka, he rambles.

Gets Killer to play a guessing game with "which book will boss like more"

Nightmare's office is filled with shiny collections and knick knacks. It's like walking into a dragon's lair. Except his lair has a model train and a gorgeous set of china.

He can and will go into great detail about every object he has in his office, like a video game narrator whenever you examine something. He hates when people touch his things. They will be immediately evicted from the office.

Papyrus' are a direct extension of himself. They know everything Nightmare knows. Nightmare can see through them like cameras. They travel through shadows rather than emotions. They are difficult to sustain over long periods of time. Nightmare uses them for simple, repetitive tasks: patrolling areas, wiping windows, washing dishes.

Assigning chores to his employees is either a punishment or because he's too weak to sustain his summons.

Nightmare feels a lack of identity where it concerns others. His name isn't his. His body can shift to whatever he wants it to be. He doesn't care either.

His identity revolves around his goal. Without his goal- his hunger- he is nothing.

He is content with that.