#snzario

[lakes-loopy]

that one episode from a kid show I watched as a kid where there was a festival and you win the prizes by

sneezing. Like induce you until you sneeze your snot out like what

I didn’t manage to finish that episode so I’m not gonna try now since I’m a lazy bum

The episode is from R//andy C//unningham 9th G//rade N//inja : H//ouse of 1000 boogers

is booger and snot different from each other

[sneezarify]

Ever sneezed during a job interview?

No but I thought that was going to happen yesterday. I had a really persistent tickle that started just as I was opening the zoom link. After a few false starts it settled thankfullyyyy

[germaphobicsneezer]

Someone caretaking for another person who is down with the sneeziest cold and a fever that has left them a little bit out of it. There is no thermometer, so they have been using their hand to check the other person’s temp.

But this time when they bend down to reach for their head, they pull the blanket over the bottom half of their face and let out two exhausted sneezes. When they resurface and look up, they reach up for the other person’s face saying “I hope you are not getting sick from me, your face looks a bit flush”

[cherrycherrytree]

two people catching the same cold, but one person is super sneezy with it while the other person is tortured with constant stuck sneezes and false starts

[coldgardenerwhispers]

thinking about someone being allergic to window-cleaner or cleaning spray or something and only realising halfway through cleaning. but they’re a chronic tissue/hankerchief user and they’re using a rag or tissue to clean, which has a bunch of the spray on it. so when they feel the urge to sneeze, they’re not even thinking and accidentally bring the rag/tissue up to cover.

[cherrycherrytree]

snzfucker A lovingly watching their partner, B, sniffle and rub their nose in their sleep. when B finally sneezes themself awake, A immediately showers them in cuddles and kisses. despite still being half-asleep and a little confused, B is happy to receive the affection, and they quickly doze off again in A’s arms.

[cutenose]

B is busy with their attention on something else when A startles them from behind with a loud sneeze.

"Oh! You scared me." B turns to A who looks sheepish and embarassed. "Bless you, though."

B takes one of their hands as A raises their other elbow to muffle another harsher sneeze.

[whisteriuh]

under used prompt: getting the sniffles from the air-con