#snzario

[humanperson-123]

Very sexy of your fave to lose their voice as the first outward sign they’re catching a cold.

[outofthemortality]

the hottest thing a guy could do — sniff chinkni that much that he'd start choke on his own sneezes

[outofthemortality]

when I start liking someone's wav's I start stalking their acc constantly, cuz I can't wait for another drop of the content

[itchy-nostrils]

Any snzfuckers out there have a motorcycle? 😌

It’s on my bucket list to ride on one… will pay in sneezes muffled into the side of your neck during the ride 🙂‍↕️

[bentoischuu]

A deity who makes an effort to stay away from human civilization. Worshippers think they've earned the god's ire, but no one realizes the real drive behind their absence is due to mankind's proclivity towards making spectacularly irritating incense and burnt offerings. The deity shies away, not out of anger, but out of fear that the one day they give into their itchy nose's demands they won't have a civilization of tiny humans to worship them anymore.

[gemandthesnots]

Before your birth your rebellious parents angered the Evil Witch of the Mountains, and when you were born she cast a curse on you to ensure your family bloodline would end: anybody you became attracted to would find themself overcome with fits of sneezing in your presence, rendering them essentially allergic to you. What she didn't count on was you liking it.

[snttyinleather]

Fun fact, despite being allergic to dogs, I own 6.

[germaphobicsneezer]

Imagine someone tapping their nose or humming bc they know the small vibrations can usually get out a stuck tickle.

Like they are sick in bed and their partner walks into them humming their favorite song. At first their partner feels bad because they think that they feel so bad they are trying anything to feel better, only to be jump scared by the sneeze that suddenly shoots through them and the sign of relief that follows.

Or two people sitting next to each other, maybe at a bus station, and one person has a crush on the other person who is currently trying to fight their allergies. The flowers nearby are just close enough to make their nose tickle, but not enough to make them sneeze. So when they start to tap their nose, the crush is mesmerized by the scrunch in their eyebrows as they tilt their head upwards, voice hitching as they continue to tap the side of their nose. Finally their head snaps down and they sneeze partially into their elbow, more so into their chest. They then sniffle and place a finger under their nose to excuse themselves and apologize about their allergies. The crush is barely gets out the words as their mind is fried and their stomach is flipping.