#best interaction ever

[davemustaine]

cashier at the gas station totally unprompted asked me if i wanted to hear a joke about kurt cobain. i was like sure and he goes its really funny itll blow your mind

[anawkwardfool]

Throwback to when I forgot to change my player name aksjfnsksjkfkl

[weewidget]

I loved how these two bonded so quickly. Hands down, the Heart Fairy was my favorite fairy!

Inktober Day 17 of 31: Puppy Love

[velhovinho]

kriegerherzz replied to your post: [ cocks gun ]

horny people have no rights, gabriel. you’re the first to go.

Why am I the first--?

[he’s gonna...take another step back]

[this has got to be some strange elaborate joke]

[u-eggo-girl]

STOP-

i just saw this today but i had thanos comment on my post lmao

“what’d i do to yall for this?”

more like, what did $5 from my friend do to me?

thanos if u see this, no harm bc ur a wonderful character but i needed to go viral for once 😭

[seethroughcolors]

I have gotten angel bites piercings approximately 48 hours and it has already proved to be the best decision in my entire life. A little boy came up to me at work to tell me that he liked my 'face earrings' because he enjoys 'heavy metal'. His mother was trying not to laugh. I said I like it too! He have me the biggest toothy smile.

[carousel-of-progress]

Jack Sparrow: So, street rat, you ever thought of becoming a pirate?

Me: No, pirates are too dirty for me!

Jack: *laughs* too dirty? You are aware you're a street rat right?

Me: Yes, but I'm a clean street rat!

Jack: Like those horrible little clean rats from a pet store?

Me: Yes, I guess so!

Jack: You're freaking me out a little bit right now. 

[prince-of-dice]

"When do we get to stop reacting to our parents, and start living for ourselves?"