GONE FISHING

Portugal RP blog, loosely based off Hetalia, semi-selective. Affiliated with Off Brand Nations. Written by Syn. Mobile Nav.

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Another birthday, another gift basket of bottles of wine.

Not that I'm complaining.

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( my madeira oc maria after gabe figures out luca loves him: why does everyone want to bang my dad )

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( like for a starter )

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I have survived, but I have not been spared.

Yes, I know the feeling. I think it’s in our nature, makes that common for us. Sadly it doesn’t go away if you try to drown it in alcohol.

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wietkoning‌:

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Is that from the movie too? Do teen girls even say ‘skippy’?

I have no idea. Probably not nowadays. I don’t think they even talk to each other face to face anymore? All texting and shit. [ he just has college students. what they do outside of class he is utterly clueless ]

What movie?

I don’t know, the....movie. [waves his hand vaguely] Bad Girls? My daughter’s tried to get me to watch it. I remember a few quotes. [in his best terrible imitation of a teen girl:] “Get in loser. We're going shopping.”

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wietkoning‌:

[ CHEERS to that, mo fo ] Damn skippy.

Is that from the movie too? Do teen girls even say ‘skippy’?

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❝ Of what consequence are the fancies of a little girl? ❞

“From what I’ve learned having four daughters? It’s easier to go along with what she wants than deal with the tantrum.”

[wietkoning]

Boo you whore.

[velhovinho]

You go, Glen Coco. 

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❝ Are you already planning my departure? ❞

“Well, not to be a terrible host, but I wasn’t expecting visitors today.” Gabriel stands in his kitchen, looking rather disheveled but smiles at Arthur regardless. He stifles a yawn and glances around the counters. “You’re welcome to stay, but I think I’m out of tea.”

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] Mary Queen of Scots (2018)

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ You must be tired. ❞

❝ Are you already planning my departure? ❞

❝ And what reward does your loyalty command? ❞

❝ I’m driven by duty. Not ambition. ❞

❝ ____ will not accept my hand in marriage. ❞

❝ You humiliate yourself here, ____. ❞

❝ There are times for wisdom and there are times for love, but there are also times for strength. ❞

❝ How well do the English kiss? ❞

❝ Just be wary of these men. Their love is not the same as their respect. ❞

❝ Do you think me sinful? ❞

❝ I am yours. Forever yours. ❞

❝ I shall just keep walking with you until you object. ❞

❝ How it must feel, ruling all that you see. ❞

❝ I have worked too long and too hard with too much bloodshed to secure peace in our land! ❞

❝ No prince’s revenues be so great that they satisfy the insatiable ambition of men. ❞

❝ This world is a brutal place. We men must be wiser, mustn’t we? ❞

❝ You have not betrayed your nature. ❞

❝ Our swords are not just for show. ❞

❝ If any of us should die today, we all go to the same heaven. ❞

❝ How did the world come to this? ❞

❝ Now is not the time to soften! ❞

❝ One minute does not make a man. ❞

❝ Of what consequence are the fancies of a little girl? ❞

❝ I do not deserve your kindness. ❞

❝ We have had our differences, and what sorrow it has brought my heart. ❞

❝ Only with suffering do we know joy. ❞

❝ What greater joy than to have a son to call your own. ❞

❝ I regret that you perceive me as a failure. ❞

❝ I shall meet force with force! ❞

❝ Would you risk everything for this wretched land and its people? ❞

❝ How cruel men are. ❞

❝ Your voice is not what I expected. ❞

❝ I am grateful for your protection. ❞

❝ I have been abandoned by so many. I am utterly alone. ❞

❝ Together we could conquer all of those who doubt us! ❞

❝ Your gifts are your downfall. ❞

❝ Your fate rests in your own hands. ❞

[zaiduchanglishe-deactivated2019]

A twisty thought:

What if

Macau

raised Portugal.

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[khoailok-archived-deactivated20]

velhovinho‌:

Mei!

[SHE GETS A BEAR HUG]

[and her hair ruffled affectionately]

[She almost gets knocked over by the hug but reciprocates it anyways]

Hey, Dad! I missed you! 

How have you been? What have you been up to?

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I missed you too, pumpkin.

Not much. Adopted a cat, went on vacation, planning my birthday.

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velhovinho‌:

I might actually get my peace and quiet? Marvelous.

Wait–are you joking?

You’ll just have to wait and see!

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I'm going to wake up to you breaking into my house on my birthday aren't I?

[askfourkindsofparadise-deactiva]

velhovinho‌:

My birthday’s in two weeks. All I want is wine and some peace and quiet, that’d be the best present.

Does that mean I can’t sing Happy birthday to you?

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I'll compromise by saying you can call me and sing it.

Honestly wasn't expecting anyone to go along with the peace and quiet, to be honest--

[thepearlbythesea-deactivated201]

velhovinho‌:

thepearlbythesea‌:

velhovinho‌:

Sim, mas não tenha muitas esperanças. They still might not come.

The best we can do is try to gather them. Chen might come, he’s too polite to say no. [She may have taken advantage of that a few times more than she wants to admit]

I think I can get Matheus on board if I say he can bring Claude. And Maria will be easy to guilt trip into coming. [chinhands] Who else were you wanting there, besides the kids?

Well there’s always mamae. And why not bring Jo as well? Just bring everybody.

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Good idea, João could use it with the way he's been moping about. [as if he could talk about moping]

Mama--She's a terror, do we have to?

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khoailok‌:

.. Did I miss anything while I was gone?

Mei!

[SHE GETS A BEAR HUG]

[and her hair ruffled affectionately]

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( listen i definitely suck at running more than one blog but...if i made a galicia (region of spain, she’s a strong warrior lady type character) blog, would anyone be interested-- )