#best roommate

[mossy-crow0]

metaphorical fistbump with my bestie

[lil-beanz000]

@pamalambs I literally cant wait to start the new year with you bitch, you ma best friend/soulmate/roommate/EMP (emotional support human) I could ever ask for! Thanks for being my biggest fan an supporter an listening to me rambles about TURTLES FOR MONTHs now 0-0 I'm so sorry pffff~ (it prob wont stop anytime soon hehehe you no this) You make me feel so comfortable an learn to expand myself past my own bubble an now I've made new friends an still have you as well. You always respect ma triggers an my mental health, always taking the extra step to help me thro it. When I'm feeling down/sick you come in clutch offering to grab me anything. -sob- I don't deserve it but you would beat me if I said that haha! <3 <3 mwah love you bitch! Here is to a great 2024, ain't nobody gunna ruin this year for us!!

[nullachroma]

I love Krobus a totally normal amount that would not lead to revenge killing if anything unfortunate were to befall him

[stardust-and-serotonin]

Biggest mood, Krobus.

[milk-carton-whump]

A real interaction between my awesome roommate and I just now.

"Brody's the one that gets hurt right?"

"Yeah, Nathan is the one that hurts him"

"That's nathan coming for him"

*points at this picture i sent her*

[theadventuresofpinkmice]

Mice: I... think I might be genderfluid

Pink: DOES THIS MEAN I CAN CUT YOUR HAIR?!

[strangesmallbard]

my roommate is six inches tall and wakes me up at 7 in the morning to scream at the sun

[3bats1trenchcoat]

roommate: *doing homework* reniassance art is so strange

me: gotta love those ancient dicks

roommate: *turns computer around to show a YouTube video of the song Armed Man Mass (Sanctus) by Johannes Ockeghem w/ a very interesting painting of an armored angel surrounded by presumably naked heathens*

me: that just looks like a really holy orgy

roommate: well, more like an unholy orgy cuz the holy people are wearing clothes

me: so an unholy orgy

roommate: no, that's just a regular orgy tho, just like a huge mass.

Me: like... the catholic mass?

(Sidenote: we're protestants)