#bested by regina

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Do you guys think at some point, Regina tries to make light of the cake incident, and Jones is having none of it?

“Hey, remember that time I threw your cake away?” “Unfortunately, yes.” *pout* “Oh, come on. It was funny.” “For you, maybe. I was really looking forward to that cake." “It was probably poisoned!” “I didn’t know that. It looked delicious.” “I saved your life throwing that cake away.” “It was a mesh garbage can, you know.” “So?” “I had to clean that cake out of all those little holes...” “Poor baby!” *laughs* “You could’ve at least stolen it and thrown it in the dumpster.” “Who steals somebody’s cake?” “Who throws somebody’s cake in a mesh trashcan?!”

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Yanked Closer by Regina in episode 2x09 “Queen of Hearts”

Regina uses Hook’s own hook to draw him closer...

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Taunted with His Own Hook in episode 2x09 “Queen of Hearts”

Regina feels the need to do... this... while telling Hook that in the Land Without Magic, he would be able to kill Rumplestiltskin with a mere flick of his hook.

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Some Milah Angst in episode 2x09 “Queen of Hearts”

Regina has enchanted Killian’s hook and tells him he’s to use it to rip Cora’s heart out. “I believe you’ve seen it done before,” she says, to which he answers “Yes.” You can see the pain on his face at the reminder.

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Rogers and His Cake in episode 7x08 “Pretty in Blue”

Quite possibly the most offensive besting our poor pirate has ever suffered. He had a cake, a lovely little cake, and was so carefully cutting a piece out of it... when Roni appeared. They had a nice little conversation, then she asked about his cake and... and... and she... she threw his cake right in the garbage.

Screencaps from Genrecaps.net, brightened by me.

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Why'd she kick him off a cliff again? I can't remember....

She needed to get the “self-destruct trigger” to destroy the whole town with... but it was guarded by Maleficent (or, you know, what was left of her). So she tossed him off the cliff to keep Maleficent busy (you know, play some checkers, talk sports, get slaughtered) while she got the trigger.

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KW’s Microwhump: Magic angst in 5x02 “The Price”

When Robin Hood is attacked in Camelot, Killian tries to protect Emma by stopping her from using magic to interfere. When Robin is mortally wounded, Regina asks Emma to use her magic to save his life - and Killian angrily protests this idea, knowing it’s too much for Emma. No one listens.

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Storming off in episode 6x21 “The Final Battle: Part 1″

When Killian speaks up to say he might have an idea of how to get to Storybrooke, Regina shuts him down by saying they don’t need his theories, they need magic - and that’s her department. Note to Self: Don’t tell a cranky pirate you don’t want his help. They don’t like that.

Screencaps from genrecaps.net, brightened by me.