I just want you to know that I am absolutely CURSED by the fact that you used to call Semiramis “semiwamis” because my shit fuck brain immediately latched on to it and has been autocorrecting her name to that for months
semiwamis
also you’re lucky because i’ve been unfortunately cursed by the fuckign “i’m semi i stay automatic” vine
everytime; every TIME i see semiramis, i can’t help but imagine this fucking shit, i can’t help but imagine semiramis grabbing the phone with her big spike hands, rapping while filming in a precise angle, and in the background Shakespeare tries his absolute best to shoot a hoop, only to be instantly killed by the ball
it’s worse than any “semiwamis”, be lucky















