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Single unfortunate thing about the crow boy who destroys plastic is that he’s a Dude With Wings and not like. An anthropomorphic corvid guy

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Thinking about the shirt that my friend saw at AnthroCon that said “I Passed the Harkness Test!” and wish I had it actually

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If someone ever tries to call you basic for having a wolf or fox fursona or being into them; ask them this. A grilled cheese on white bread, with American cheese and butter is a staple of kitchens all over the place. Everywhere. And it's delicious. Would you turn down one of God's finest creagtions if it were placed in front of you? Or would you turn up your nose at it in favor of sucking on the silver spoon you wish you were born with

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The closest Pokemon world equivalent to Queens, New York is Lacunosa Town in Unova. The town that has the traditions of not going outside at night due to fear of a 'monster' roaming the streets

So I'm just SAYING, if the Pokemon world and the real world were one and the same somehow, there would be at least two episodes of 1990's sitcom 'The Nanny' with a subplot centered around running away from Kyurem at night

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Best of my collection from snooping on r/kitchencels

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Last night I was very off my shits and very tired. So when I was showering, I looked up at the ceiling and the shadows up there cast by the curtain rod and rings were aligned in such a way that made it look like Queen Victoria. But if she was silhouetted Alfred Hitchcock style

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I love clogging the dashboard at odd hours of the morning

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Legend of Zelda fans love to go online and say shit like “Tears of the Kingdom would’ve been so good if it was good”