Comin' at cha~ #4wordsproject (+1) 1.Exoskeletal 2.Scarlet O’hara 3.Ducky Derby 4.Samuel Clemens +5.Batman 1861 (he paid extra) Have you heard of the Mandella effect? its the mass recollection of world events that didn’t actually happen. many believe we may have recently split off into another earth timeline in which many of our collective memories never occurred. anything from well known brand names spelled differently to recalling movies or events that never actually happened. Remember that 80's movie Kazzam where Sinbad played a Genie? I do. Well, in this world it never happened. i even remember the poster but Sinbad denies it! This delusion is in many common mass memories~ google it! i’ve known about mixing alternate timelines for awhile~ever since i accidentally spilled hot soup on my time machine and was able to move sideways thru time into parallel earths. This here piece is an example of my experiences firsthand. in one alternate earth Batman existed in the mid 1800’s. Admittedly he was more Bat than Man. Vivien Leigh, who was another superfreak, went by the name Scarlet O’hare who was the “Wild Hare” to Batman's hero character. Probably an off shoot of our cat-woman. this old photo i found also featured Samuel Clemens who never did change his name to Mark Twain nor grew larger than a small child. you can see him there as a first place winner which inspired his popular short story "The Celebrated Ducky Derby Beetle race of Calaveras County”. in our timeline that story was about jumping frogs not domesticated Jurassic beetles who's exoskeletons eerily echo our rubber ducky bath buddies. you’ll be forgiven in thinking that the timeline i visited must have been a cavalcade of mutant horrors brought on by some early global radioactive event that our earth narrowly avoided. Despite appearances everyone was extremely polite and friendly. there was no racism, sexism or bigotry of any kind. probably because everyone was a goddamned mutant freak and nobody looked the same as anyone else. It could have also been that they somehow avoided religion all together. ya'know, we could learn a thing or two from those horrible godless monstrosities. #betterlaythannever







