Lorna x George for the ultimate ship thingy xD
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How long will they last? - Until they get sick of each other probably xD
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think it will take some time
How was their first kiss? - Haven’t had yet, but I’m guessing it will be very heated xD
Who would propose? - George
Who would be the best man/men? - Hard to tell, maybe some of his friends/brothers/cousins
Who would be the braid’s maid(s)? - Her friends, because she has no siblings
Who would do the most planning? - Lorna
Who would stress the most? - Also probably Lorna xD
How fancy would be the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (I believe they would have more a crazy/extreme than fancy wedding xD)
Who would be specifically not invited to the wedding? - Lorna’s aunt, who has never liked Lorna much and she also gets drunk in all family gatherings
Who would be on top? - They switch xD
Who would be the one to instigate things? - George
How healthy would be their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky would they be? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long would they they normally last? - I think that would depend on the mood and if they have time
Would they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - I believe so
How rough would they be in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling would they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children would they have naturally? - Two or three
How many children would they adopt? - Probably none
Who would get stuck with the most diapers? - Lorna
Who would be the stricter parent? - Lorna
Who would stop the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - None of them xD
Who would remember to pack the lunch(es)? - Lorna
Who would be the more loved parent? - Uhhh very hard to tell! They’d both be very lovable for different reasons
Who would be more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Lorna, but she’d hate that!
Who would cry the most at graduation? - I don’t they either of them would cry
Who would be more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - George!
Who would do the most cooking? - Haven’t found out if he likes to cook or not
Who would be the most picky in their food choice? - To be discovered, but Lorna’s not very picky
Who would do the grocery shopping? - Lorna would do that most of the time
How often would they bake desserts? - Once or twice a week
Would they be more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lovers
Who would be more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - To be discovered
Who would be more likely to suggest going out? - George
Who would be more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - George maybe? xD idk you tell me! But I have a feeling that could maybe be him
Who would clean the room? - Lorna
Who would be really against chores? - Both. Lorna eventually does them, because they need to be done.
Who would clean up after the pets? - I hope both! xD
Who would be more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - George? xD
Who would stress the most when guests are coming over? - Neither
Who would find a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - George. And that would probably be Lorna’s dollar bill xD
Who would take the longer showers/baths? - Lorna loves long hot baths, so it would probably be her
Who would take the dog out for a walk? - Both
How often would they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They’d decorate only for big holidays, like Christmas and Easter
What would be their goals for the relationship? - Have fun, get on each other’s nerves as much as possible… xD
Who would be most likely to sleep till noon? - I think both
Who would play the most pranks? - George
