#beyond smp

[miniestminecraftiestcraft]

A wip of a storage system- missing ceiling decor and the side lights but looking pretty neat 6.4.2022

[mariaiscrafting]

I seriously need to make a don't stop the party video for this Beyond SMP bullshit.

A summary, for all of your entertainment:

White people said "cracker" is a slur and got offended

"Mayo monkeys" was also used, which is the funniest slur I've ever heard

But for some reason, they genuinely got mostly offended by "cracker"

The server owner sent a video of him doing ketamine to an 18 y/o, then got offended when he called him a ketamine addict

After one of the most beloved figures on the server (the capitalist 18 y/o guy) got banned, we started planning a coup

I blew up spawn, the server owner's base, and the nether hub 10 minutes before the server restart, so no one noticed in time and they have no backup without the destruction

MC server has been down for hours now. Spawn is patched up poorly

I post a rant calling everyone out, leave the Discord right after

My boyfriend tells them to get fucked and gets banned. Two others reply to me and get banned. Like six to eight other people get banned just by association, without saying or doing anything

Everyone's Discord statuses are now variations of "fuck British people" and "fucking crackers"

One of the mods "accidentally" deleted the last six days of general chat messages

In conclusion, white people crying, 90% of their active userbase left, and even the guy who runs the MC server is going to leave. All that is left are the 2 British mods who started this whole mess, a couple of their friends from uni, 2 mods who are confused and not involved, 1 salty active player who is being a bitch about it, 1 active player who has no idea what's going on, and a variety of inactive members.

Coup successful 👍🏼

[miniestminecraftiestcraft]

Finished the build! Chandelier, floor and ceiling are not my design but my base mates so no credit for me on that. 8.4.2022

[mariaiscrafting]

spent 2 hours making the mystery machine on the beyond smp

[mariaiscrafting]

Hey Mineblr, may I interest you in Beyond SMP? The server reset a couple weeks ago for its 4th season, & we are looking for more members! It's an 18+ vanilla server that runs on 1.18.1 fabric, using quality of life data packs and Dynmap to make playing more interactive and easy to engage with. Everyone is extremely friendly, and the server incorporates community feeling (through shops, shared nether paths, and an optional local VC mod), while letting players explore and build bases however they like. If you're interested in joining, apply here.

Hope to see y'all there! ♡

EDIT: downloading/participating in the local VC is completely optional!

[mariaiscrafting]

snowy spruce base at different times of day

~ as seen on the beyond smp

[mariaiscrafting]

join our v (but not entirely) gay server, we have fun here

[beyondsmp]

Jaefox made a really banger of a promo video for us, watch it here!