#bezlblabs

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if i see one more queer ship tiktok edit with a taylor swift song im gonna lose my mind. Ah Yes, Here’s A Highlight Reel Of The Most Offensively Blatant Queerbaiting You’ve Ever Seen On TV, Presented To You By Your Host, Straightie Mc-Straight Girl!

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the mcu’s kinda like bloody mary where if u whisper a ship name 3 times they give one of em a random wife and kids and then they kill off the other. we HAVE to be more normal about sam and bucky

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best thing ive done on tomodachi life so far.

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going to a marvel trivia night tn. quick how do i disguise that the only facts I know stem from my deep obsession with seeing sam wilson and bucky barnes make out.

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I need to keep better track of my extended metaphors…

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klance tag blowing up in the year of our lord 2026 but bc everyones using it to complain about fuckin byler is kind of hilarious. like pulling a long-dead horse from its weary grave to show the recently deceased how to better receive its flogging.

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superhero team member whos on their learners license. volunteering to be the getaway driver so they can get their hours up. pulling out their logbook after a high-speed chase and begging their injured team member to sign off as the supervising driver.

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i am pleasantly shocked that kung pow penis has not yet managed to breach tumblr containment. kung pOUR penis ❤️