#bezo characters

[theonlybezo]

I am prepared.

[theonlybezo]

Me: Here's all my demon hunters. *posts pics*

Facebook People: Uh, are you going to make any male demon hunters?

Me: Why would I ever make a male character in WoW?

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List of female wrestlers I will be creating in WWE 2K16

AJ Lee (former WWE Diva) Akira Matsumoto (original character) Alexa Bliss (NXT Diva) Alexandra Blake (original character) Asuka (NXT Diva) Athena (Future NXT Diva) Bayley (NXT Diva) Becky Lynch (WWE Diva) Billie Kay (NXT Diva) Blue Pants (unsigned NXT Diva) Britney Storms (original character) Brooke Lesnar (female Brock Lesnar) Carmella (NXT Diva) Charlotte (WWE Diva) Chen Zhayu (original character) Crazy Mary Dobson (indy wrestler) Crimson Blade (original character) Elizabeth Angel (original character) Emily Blake (original character) Erin Reaper (original character) Evie (indy wrestler) Jaci Dynamite (original character) Jade Lee (original character) Jane Cena (female John Cena) Jessica MacLeod (original character) Jordan Silver (original character) Kimberly Justice (original character) Kristina (original character) Lilith Nitro (original character) Madison Quinn (original character) Michelle Vega (original character) Morgan Star (original character) Ms. Trouble (original character) Natalie Fortune (original character) Nia Jax (NXT Diva) Peyton Royce (NXT Diva) Rhianwen (original character) Sara Sin (original character) Sasha Banks (WWE Diva, Future Hall of Famer, Best Women’s Wrestler on Earth, Absolutely Should Have Been In The Actual Game) Serena Taylor (original character) Sophia Moretti (original character) The Phenom (female Undertaker) The Ultimate (female Ultimate Warrior) Tia Black (original character) Tokyo Tornado (original character) Veda Scott (indy wrestler) Yezo (original character) Zelandra (original character)

[theonlybezo]

Haven’t updated my WoW status in a while

So here’s a list of all my current active characters:

Level 100s Amielia (human female blood death knight) Ashanda (human female blood death knight) Bezo (human male blood death knight) Ecoli (tauren female frost death knight) Faelsorrow (human female beast mastery hunter) Jaedza (dwarf female enhancement shaman) Lothrisa (blood elf female unholy death knight) Lothrynda (blood elf female retribution paladin) Phaezer (gnome female protection warrior) Quelythra (human female retribution paladin) Raelix (draenei female shadow priest) Shayu (pandaren female subtlety rogue) Sintalah (night elf female frost death knight) Tiffith (human female brewmaster monk) Xilear (troll female guardian druid) Yzael (night elf female guardian druid) Zelandra (human female destruction warlock) Level 99 Ozula (orc female marksmanship hunter) Level 97s Rhianwen (human female retribution paladin) Velenrae (draenei female retribution paladin) Level 96s Faelyndria (blood elf female brewmaster monk) Firehorn (tauren female balance druid) Grinzie (goblin female assassination rogue) Kaelythra (blood elf female windwalker monk) Ogrul (orc female arcane mage) Level 95s Emascula (human female demonology warlock) Illida (night elf female feral druid) Level 94s Mez (draenei female fire mage) Xhelsa (human female fury warrior) Yzel (night elf female brewmaster monk) Level 93s Jaethra (blood elf female survival hunter) Xelandra (blood elf female affliction warlock) Level 44 Pixa (human female windwalker monk) Number of characters: 33 Total levels: 3,175 Average level: 96.212

[theonlybezo]

What I'm most looking forward to in WWE2K16 is recreating my 35-woman wrestling brand, full of long lost sisters/daughters, genetic clones, straight up female versions of characters, and completely original ladies.

My own "divas revolution" has been a long time in the making.

Akira Matsumoto - Japanese party girl/high flier

Alexandra Blake - Genetic clone of Emily Blake turned evil

Britney Storms - Classic CWA

Chen Zhayu - Neo-Communist Chinese revolutionary

Crimson Blade - Lucha libre extreme high flier

Elizabeth Angel - Classic CWA submission goddess

Emily Blake - Future timewarped daughter of Nathaniel Blake and Jaci Dynamite

Erin Titan/Erin Reaper - Daughter of Rob Reaper

Jaci Dynamite - Classic CWA all-arounder

Jade Lee - Martial arts superstar

Jessica MacLeod - Daughter of Joe "The Scorpion" McLeod

Jordan Silver - Sister of Devon Silver

Kimberly Justice - Classic babyface diva turned heel

Lauren Powell - Daughter of "Outlaw" Don Powell

Lilith Nitro - Street fighting submission specialist

Madison Quinn - Technical destroyer

Michelle Vega - High flying lucha/puroresu hybrid

Morgan Star - Brawling/technical rock chick

Ms. Fortune - Daughter of Nick Fortune

Ms. Trouble - Sting-like babyface

Rhianwen - Unknown sister of Jaci Dynamite

Ruby Phantom - Violent luchadiva

Sara Sin - Rebranded Monique Maleficent 

Sophia Libra - Submission specialist with a brawling pedigree

Stephanie Taylor/Serena - Classic CWA high flyer

The Phenom - Literally the female Undertaker

The Ultimate - Literally the female Ultimate Warrior

Tia Black - Daughter of Jerome Black

Tokyo Tornado - Classic female japanese babyface

Yezo - Genetic clone of Jaci Dynamite turned evil

Zelandra - Evil supernaturally inspired character

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List of classes I need to reach level 100 with in World of Warcraft

Death Knight Druid Hunter Mage Monk Rogue Paladin Priest Shaman Warlock Warrior

[theonlybezo]

Woot. tonight I got my 7th level 100 WoW character.

Bezo (level 100 human Death Knight - Terokkar US)

Amielia (level 100 human Death Knight - Hydraxis US)

Ashanda (level 100 human Death Knight - Alexstrazsa US)

Faelsorrow (level 100 human Hunter - Terokkar US)

Tiffith (level 100 human Monk - Terokkar US)

Sintalah (level 100 night elf Death Knight - Gnomeregan US)

Phaezer (level 100 gnome Warrior - Terokkar US)

[theonlybezo]

In honor of my fifth level 100 World of Warcraft character, here’s some more

Useless Statistics!

100% of my level 100 WoW characters are human.

60% of my level 100 WoW characters are death knights (the other 2 are a hunter and a monk).

60% of my level 100 WoW characters are on the Terokkar US server.

80% of my level 100 WoW characters are female.