#bezos in space

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 127: hypocrisy, or is it 13 august 2021

[boxcaroscar]

god, if you’re going to make a big show of leaving earth, then don’t come back! what a fucking waste of money for 10 minutes around the world

[fuggnuckets]

[tiny-cloud-dragon]

Not Tiny Cloud dragon related, but it was too funny not to post!

[nervoussquidward]

[tigvenus]

be like a middle aged eastern european couple: next time someone tries to talk to you about jeff bezos just ask “who?”. i asked my hungarian parents what they thought about jeff bezos going to space and they asked “who?” i said “jeffrey bezos.” they asked “who’s that? an astronaut?” and i was like ??? no it’s jeffrey bezos. the ceo of amazon, the richest man on earth. and they were like. ok good for him. like they honestly didn’t know who that is. it was amazing

[senshilegionnaire]

ok so basically i managed to avoid affording bezos's space trip any attention beyond reblogging a few funny 'damn he came back' things and some general outrage posts

so i only just now saw the rocket

did that dipshit literally go to space in a giant d1Ld0 or do i need better glasses? and does it count as a vibe instead?

[talk-about-anything]

Bless whoever made this video 😭 😂 🤣 😆