Jun 16, 2017
i’m always drunk wen i’m at my bfs appt bc all he has in his fridge is bacon beer and liquor… and a freezer full of icecream and icepops
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i’m always drunk wen i’m at my bfs appt bc all he has in his fridge is bacon beer and liquor… and a freezer full of icecream and icepops
Wish I took a pic of the Cookie Monster Hot Chocolate by itself too! 😩 Anyway, Creme & Sugar in Anaheim had me and bae fucked all the way up!! Unicorn Hot Chocolate, Unicorn Cake, hand painted cookies! Ugh in heaven and I don't even care for unicorns! Lol
my white bf hates cops SM and it’s great but i’m in the car with him and he’s like can i flip them off? ima flip them off and i’m like NO!! i’m scared!! but bitch ur white passing what r u scared for....
The bf will be the death of me.
As mentioned before we are rewatching star trek tng (rewatching for me, first time for him). And even though we are 10+ episodes in he just referred to it unironically as 'captain stargazer and the spockies' 💀
my bf talks in his sleep and he once said “Cs get degrees”
The other night after watching It Follows I woke up to my boyfriend with his teeth clamped around my shoulder. When I told him to stop because it hurt he said, still asleep, “I’m sorry. I just gave you a sex demon” and kissed my shoulder
my bf had to chew some guy out at work today and immediately after he told me he goes “but omg babe now i regret everything...like i was sO MEAN....”
When you're not a quitter....
When he cums so much it comes out your nose.