being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog
"where are all the alt baddies" "where are all the nerdy boys" well u see they're pissed off that u have turned them into an aesthetic and fetish without trying to learn jack shit about their interests so they're dating each other now I'm in his DMS talking about a shitty lo-fi post hardcore EP from a band with no other releases he's in my DMS telling me everything there is to know about Tetris and its amazing
The other night in his sleep my bf said “It’s a big day for women. It’s an important day for women.” and now I can’t stop repeating that to myself in all situations
Shove a feather boa inside your robot partner during maintenance and watch them giggle and cum themselves stupid for the next few hours over the feeling of hundreds of feathers being wriggled around by their cooling system. Make ur robot beg for you to just get it out and then pull so slowly at one end and see how many orgasms you can get it to do just from pulling it out of the crevices
big brother who i’ve had a crush on since i was really little. big brother who has been touching my back more when he walks by. he’s been watching me closer ever since i got my first period. big brother who palms himself over his shorts looking at me when we’re home alone. everything is weirder now, i keep having to run to the bathroom and clean myself up when he comes home from the gym, sweat marks on his tight clothes
Captured kisses
A collab with my lovely @woodsywarbler who had the idea and made the sketch, and i then painted over it :33 Lots of fun and i think they turned out so cute <3
Being so fr when I say it's so aggravating I can't accidentally get my bf pregnant. ftms deserve to knock each other up without meaning to cus i could've gotten gotten my bf grossly huge with my kids by now. I feel insane
Shoutout to my boyfriend the Deer Demon🔥