#bhari

[incorrectannees]

Gabriel: What the hell is that?

Bhari: It's a vest, dumbass. I'm trying to look older.

Gabriel: You look like Pinocchio.

[memeinrouge]

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[incorrectannees]

Bhari: Thanks, dad… Why is everyone staring at me? Carmen: You just called Anthony Holst dad; you said thanks, dad. Bhari: What? No, I didn’t. I said thanks, man. Anthony: Do you see me as a father figure, Bhari? Bhari: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me. Gabriel: Hey, show your father some respect. Bhari: I didn’t call him dad. Anthony: No, no, no, no. Bhari, I take it as a compliment. Guillaume: It’s not a big deal. I called Elodie mom once, and she’s my girlfriend. Bhari: Guys, jump on that, Guillaume has psychosexual issues. Elodie: Old news. But you calling Anthony 'daddy’. Bhari: Hey, hey 'daddy’ is not on the table here. Sebastien: But you did call him dad, dude. Bhari: You shut up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you got here. Sebastien: Alright, alright. I was lying about the hold up. But the dad thing. That happened. Bhari: Ah-ha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap. All a part of my crazy, devious plan. Anthony: I believe you, son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch? Bhari: …I’d like that.

[incorrectannees]

Gabriel: [proofreading a report] You meant 'stronger' here, right?

Bhari: What does it say?

Gabriel: 'We're proud to report that the culture of Montparnasse is stranger than it was a year ago.'

Bhari: It could go either way.

[incorrectannees]

Guillaume, during the war: Bhari, I need a little support over here!

Bhari: You have acceptable hair and nice abs, but it's what's inside that really counts.

Guillaume: ...thanks, Bhari!

[incorrectannees]

Gabriel: Sounds like you’re a narcoleptic.

Bhari: I suffer from sudden and uncontrollable types of deep sleep?

Gabriel: What’s the other one?

Bhari: Necrophiliac.

Gabriel: Words that sound alike get mixed up in my head.

Elodie: Me, too. I used to think masturbation meant chewing your food.

[awkward silence]

Elodie: I don’t think that anymore.

[incorrectannees]

Bhari : it didn’t work out. She kept saying I was bad.

Gabriel: like how? Did she say you were a bad person or did she say “You’re baaaad…”

Bhari: the second one

Gabriel: you stupid fuck

[incorrectannees]

Gabriel: You wrote a book? What’s it about?

Bhari: It’s about a writer who is trying to–

Gabriel: Pass.