#biconstantine

[lord-armitage]

We love you demonic Micky Mouse

[lord-armitage]

biconstantine replied to your post: got back from the doctors after a cancer scare....

glad you’re okay! hope the cyst gets sorted :c

me too :D 

[lord-armitage]

biconstantine replied to your post: So as I was brushing my teeth my gums started...

D: hope you’re okay!! ��

yeah, everything’s fine now. got some specialised mouthwash. 

the funny thing is I was high as fuck when it happened and not at all in the right headspace to deal with sudden amounts of blood. 

[mrchubbybeak]

biconstantine replied to your post: put down a deposit on some sweet rat boys from a...

are you thinking very human names (derek, steve, etc) or fandom names? or both :0

im really not sure tbh, i didnt end up naming jojo & dio for a week because i was so lost lol

[lord-armitage]

biconstantine replied to your post: Today I got really bored at work so I edited out...

thanks! i hate it!

:) 

[lord-armitage]

you're welcome, merry christmas <3

merry crisis friend <3 

[lord-armitage]

Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been (1/?)

[lord-armitage]

making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ (2/?)

oh lord