How To Sith; By Darth Exvind
Primarily because I write Horror and additionally because I am drunk off my ass on a monday night I want to justify why the Sith were fucking horrifying to the goddamned Jedi and not in the standard DARK SIDE BAD HARSH EMOTIONS RAGE FEAR AND ANGER horseshit. No. In lieu I’ll provide a breakdown of Force Powers and why they are nightmarish in the wrong hands - especially those that would use them for personal gain.
FORCE PUSH
A way to move things in a direction.
Jedi: A utilitarian tool to move objects in direct contradiction to their weight and/or mass to fulfill a purpose.
Sith: A weapon. To throw my enemies against walls, to crush them, to throw and smash things together, to make the word bow against my Will.
Darth Exvind: “A MEanS TO ForCE SOmeoNE’S SMAll AnD lArGE INtenSines TO SEIZE alL AT onCE to FOrce the BilE AND FILTh out froM SOMeONE WhilE THey YET lIVE And CRuSH THeiR INTERNAL oRGanS THEY ARE FLEXIblE yES!? YEs GOOd COndENSE theM WIth A “GENtlE” PUSh And WATCH HOw theY REAcT!
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FORCE INFLUENCE
Jedi: A means to assuage heightened emotions and bring all involved parties toward a proper and appropriate calm and peace as to discuss the difference between all parties and reach an understanding which will if not lead to serenity but an accord between everyone involved.
Sith: I can and WILL bend them to MY will. History is written by the victor? Then why should memory be exempt!?
Darth Exvind: The Past IS as fluId and mallEAble As THe FUTuRE you Think YOu had a fAmilY?~!! NAmE them. NAmE Each and EvEry ONe OH HOW SuRe Are you!? Oh yeS Who IS REAl Who IS noT!? Is youR Love GEnuinE Or Is it juSt SOmethiNG I implIed!? I HAVE FivVE bouND hoStagES hErE AND WILL EXECuTE them - But the QuestioN IS: Are they really your family!?
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BATTLE MEDITATION
Jedi: My friends, my comrades, we are all as one. We are united behind a singular purpose, a desire for peace, for order, for justice to prevail in our Galaxy. We march toward the intolerable, the unthinkable because we Must. And in this we are One. We cannot promise Peace - but we must work towards it. And our Unity shall bring us toward our goal. We fight as One, so that no one else must.
Sith: Together, we will be unstoppable! I look at you - and see only soldiers. Whatever fights, qualms, SHIT you’ve had between you before...you serve ME. You are MY Legion. Whatever you thought before, the ENEMY stands before you - across No Man’s Land. We will CRUSH them...because, at the end of the day, it is Us, or Them.
Darth Exvind: FigHTErs YES sO many FighTErs Oh my DARLING you kePT theIr originAl Uniforms!?! WonDERFUL. YES gooD. NoW THen. SomE MIghT SAy SoldiErs ArE Good for THeiR iNStinCts. I PrefER the mUsclE mEmORy. You Will All fAll. MAany TimeS> And theN Get uP. And RepEAt. UnTil youR FLesh FinAlly FAilS you. At WhiCH PoinT: I Tap my ReSErVEs. BuT the ImpoRtAnt thINg iS: We do Not LEt THEm lIsten iN on OUr ChAttER. Now. MARCH.
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I love the Sith Empire - but it can only exist with an appropriate Emperor. Otherwise...something so much worse would rise.
