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@bifurcxted

"Fuckin’ kids.” 

She was not having a good day at all. And now there was a crap ton of high school students milling around, including one who seemed to be looking at her.

“Yeah that includes you buddy.” She grumbles, resisting the urge to jab a finger in his direction..

[ofcharisma-archive-blog]

questions 17 and 18 for the oc meme !!

OC Questions || @bifurcxted || accepting

17. Is there some element you regret adding to your OC or their story? I sometimes regret making him so goofy. I know it makes him lovable but it also seems to make people not want to take him seriously. I also somewhat regret making him an incubus, because it implies that I’m only after smut and shipping which isn’t really that true. But its also just the nature of his character so I’m stuck. And I regret taking away some of his powers and changing aspects of his nature just because I was worried about him being overpowered. Not like anyone even cared in the end. So I’m a little bummed, but I’ll just tack them onto his more evolved form.

18. What is the most recent thing you’ve discovered about your OC? He’s definitely still a switch but man is he such a good little sub when he wants to be. I get a little bit of secondhand embarrassment. Total slut and masochist.

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anyway i’m gay for sumer ? that’s all

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@bifurcxted replied to your post “BIRTH”

ur???? only 20??????/

how old did u think i was wtf

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fun things to call ur tall friend: wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

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binch u already knew i was gonna send don/jesse & don/libby

Another Ship Meme

(oh boy this is gonna be a long one. putting it under the cut}

Don and Jesse

who is more likely to hurt the other?They can both hurt each other pretty good, though Jesse seems the more likely to dish it outwho is emotionally stronger?I would say Don, Jesse is presh babywho is physically stronger?Don for surewho is more likely to break a bone? Jesse, because he’s smol and fragilewho knows best what to say to upset the other? They’re both pretty even there I thinkwho is most likely to apologise first after an argument?Jesse. He might not actually say the words but he’s definitely sorry  who treats who’s wounds more often? Don. He loves taking care of his bebwho is in constant need of comfort? Jesse. He won’t admit it but he totally doeswho gets more jealous? Don. And Jesse loves it.who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Don. But he never actually does.who will propose? uhhhh Don. and then follows a tense period of time where he waits for Jesse’s answerwho has the most difficult parents?Jesse, only because they’re still around.who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Don, he’s sappy like that

who comes up for the other all the time? Don. He’s always there for Jessewho hogs the blankets? Jesse. when he’s not clinging onto Donwho gets more sad? Jesse. he gets angrier toowho is better at cheering the other up? Don, because he’s a dork and its just easy for him.who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?Jesse, because Don is embarrassing himwho is more streetwise?Don, since he never finished collegewho is more wise?Jesse, because he graduated who’s the shyest? neither of them are shy, but Jesse prefers to keep some things privatewho boasts about the other more?Don, showing off some of Jesse’s work that he’s collected from magazineswho sits on who’s lap? Jesse sits in Don’s lap, its just easier to fuck cuddle that way.

Don and Libby

who is more likely to hurt the other?Libby, but never intentionallywho is emotionally stronger?Libs, Don is pretty sensitive in comparisonwho is physically stronger?Don, only because he’s bigger. and half humanwho is more likely to break a bone? Libby, because Don heals fastwho knows best what to say to upset the other? They’re equal, because they know too much about each otherwho is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Don, because he’s usually the one who fucked upwho treats who’s wounds more often? Libby, because she’s switches to mom mode sometimeswho is in constant need of comfort? I would say Don, and Libby is good at giving itwho gets more jealous? Don, though in her case its more protective, since she doesn’t belong to himwho’s most likely to walk out on the other? Libby, if Don gets weird and emotional about her and can’t be maturewho will propose? Don, because he has, but just so they could get free meals and dessertswho has the most difficult parents?I honestly don’t know. Don most likelywho initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Don, and Libby just goes with itwho comes up for the other all the time? Libby. she keeps him in checkwho hogs the blankets? Libby. Don is allergic to covers at timeswho gets more sad? Don. He a moody babywho is better at cheering the other up? Libby. In the most creative and spectacular wayswho’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?Libby, because seriously Don stopwho is more streetwise?They’re even there I think. Both pretty smart.who is more wise?Libby, being a college professor and allwho’s the shyest? uhhh, i don’t think either are, but Libby is more conservative who boasts about the other more? Don, because yo he’s besties with the hot history professor, why wouldn’t he brag?who sits on who’s lap?Libby is in Don’s lap, gotta play up the fiance image in order to get the perks

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#r w/ a shoulder full of jesse #jesse shirtless covered in glitter yelling about male strippers #dance music playing loudly in the background #r happily sippin his whiskey #unbothered by anything #what a fuckin concept #v; college.#mostloquacious

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all of sumer’s characters are so lowkey patient with finn and it warms my COLD DEAD HEART