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hxsta replied to your post: Way to go SpaceX, just test launch a missile at...

did u also think it looked like a sperm in the sky or was that just me

A big ass smoky sperm leaving behind a glowy jizz trail, yes....

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! for don n libby o shit whaddup i don't feel like logging into her acc 💕💕💕

Married Life || @hxsta​ || selectively accepting

Who was the one to propose: Libby, lol. Who stressed more over wedding planning: Libby, because she actually has family and likes things to go just rightWho decorated the house: Don, because he’s the housebitch husbandWho is more organized: Usually Libby, except when it comes to clothesWho initiates bedroom fun: either one of them, they’re both terribleWho suggested kids first: Libby, she always wanted kids and especially wants them with DonWho’s more dominant: Libby. Don tries but, no. she’s the boss.Who’s the cuddler: they’re pretty equal thereWhat’s their favorite non-sexual activity: shopping together, cooking together, everything togetherWho kills the spiders: Libby does the catch and release while he cowers somewhereWho falls asleep first: Libby, she wakes up early for workWho is louder?: Don, too much bass exposure and he’s just annoying in general lolWho is more experimental?: Don, but they’re both kinky and nasty soDo they fuck or make love?: they make love just as often as they fuck. its hard to tell it apart to be honestWho is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Libby. And she makes sure she’s caught half the timeWho comes first?: Libby. its his job to make it happenWho is better at oral and who prefers it?: Don swears he’s the best at oral, but he’s just the one who does it the most. hard to tell who likes it more, Don maybeWho usually initiates things?: I wanna say Libby has all the ideasWho is more sensitive?: Libby, she’ll cry over anything and everythingWho has the most patience?: Libby. dealing with his bouts of insecurity and his terrible dad humor all the time

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behind the scenes + all 4 kids, and + jesse t'omato 👀

Adventures with Don and Snek || @hxsta || accepting

Don: I love my kids.

Me: All of them?

Don: Obviously?

Me: you seem leery of Lip.

Don: Philip is just difficult to connect to at times. Doesn’t mean I love him any less, and he’s got his smartass attitude from me so I can’t help but adore him

Me: and DJ?

Don: my mini-me? annoying how many things he’s picked up from me but he’s so sweet, despite his player attitude he cares deeply

Me: Noey tho.

Don: Noey’s my precious little cupcake that I love to snuggle even though she hates it. my tiny badass wannabe assassin. she took after my bad side unfortunately, but gets upset the same way as her mom

Me: while Rosie actually is their mom.

Don: she’s mini-Libby yes. perfectionistic, neurotic, but devastatingly beautiful and so intelligent. just a bit bossy but she is the oldest. but her taste in dating partners is pretty bad

Me: DJ has the same problem. Dating that Jesse kid.

Don: that...eerily familiar and frustratingly attractive little guy. I think he’s trying to seduce me. American Beauty status.

Me: you guys are dating in another verse you dingus.

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behind the scenes + libs 😏

Adventures with Don and Snek || @hxsta || accepting

Don: I love her

Me: Same

Don: She’s my baby

Me: She’s your wife

Don: My baby mama

Me: more like sugar mama

Don: Hey, I contribute to the house too!

Me: you’re a housebitch. Just own it.

Don: Someone’s gotta look after the kids during the day and I prefer to work nights, it just works out that way! And I do all the chores and I handle the bills and errands and the cooking, I’m not just mooching off of her.

Me: Oh my god, defensive much??? Jeez, you need to let go of the gender roles dude, ain’t nothing wrong with having a wife who makes the paper.

Don: ...ok. I married a doctor though like, how hot is that? Doctor Bronson now. A professor. A naughty professor...

Me: jfc

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binch u already knew i was gonna send don/jesse & don/libby

Another Ship Meme

(oh boy this is gonna be a long one. putting it under the cut}

Don and Jesse

who is more likely to hurt the other?They can both hurt each other pretty good, though Jesse seems the more likely to dish it outwho is emotionally stronger?I would say Don, Jesse is presh babywho is physically stronger?Don for surewho is more likely to break a bone? Jesse, because he’s smol and fragilewho knows best what to say to upset the other? They’re both pretty even there I thinkwho is most likely to apologise first after an argument?Jesse. He might not actually say the words but he’s definitely sorry  who treats who’s wounds more often? Don. He loves taking care of his bebwho is in constant need of comfort? Jesse. He won’t admit it but he totally doeswho gets more jealous? Don. And Jesse loves it.who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Don. But he never actually does.who will propose? uhhhh Don. and then follows a tense period of time where he waits for Jesse’s answerwho has the most difficult parents?Jesse, only because they’re still around.who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Don, he’s sappy like that

who comes up for the other all the time? Don. He’s always there for Jessewho hogs the blankets? Jesse. when he’s not clinging onto Donwho gets more sad? Jesse. he gets angrier toowho is better at cheering the other up? Don, because he’s a dork and its just easy for him.who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?Jesse, because Don is embarrassing himwho is more streetwise?Don, since he never finished collegewho is more wise?Jesse, because he graduated who’s the shyest? neither of them are shy, but Jesse prefers to keep some things privatewho boasts about the other more?Don, showing off some of Jesse’s work that he’s collected from magazineswho sits on who’s lap? Jesse sits in Don’s lap, its just easier to fuck cuddle that way.

Don and Libby

who is more likely to hurt the other?Libby, but never intentionallywho is emotionally stronger?Libs, Don is pretty sensitive in comparisonwho is physically stronger?Don, only because he’s bigger. and half humanwho is more likely to break a bone? Libby, because Don heals fastwho knows best what to say to upset the other? They’re equal, because they know too much about each otherwho is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Don, because he’s usually the one who fucked upwho treats who’s wounds more often? Libby, because she’s switches to mom mode sometimeswho is in constant need of comfort? I would say Don, and Libby is good at giving itwho gets more jealous? Don, though in her case its more protective, since she doesn’t belong to himwho’s most likely to walk out on the other? Libby, if Don gets weird and emotional about her and can’t be maturewho will propose? Don, because he has, but just so they could get free meals and dessertswho has the most difficult parents?I honestly don’t know. Don most likelywho initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Don, and Libby just goes with itwho comes up for the other all the time? Libby. she keeps him in checkwho hogs the blankets? Libby. Don is allergic to covers at timeswho gets more sad? Don. He a moody babywho is better at cheering the other up? Libby. In the most creative and spectacular wayswho’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?Libby, because seriously Don stopwho is more streetwise?They’re even there I think. Both pretty smart.who is more wise?Libby, being a college professor and allwho’s the shyest? uhhh, i don’t think either are, but Libby is more conservative who boasts about the other more? Don, because yo he’s besties with the hot history professor, why wouldn’t he brag?who sits on who’s lap?Libby is in Don’s lap, gotta play up the fiance image in order to get the perks

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hxsta replied to your post: all of sumer’s characters are so lowkey patient...

what can i say i’m always a slut for ugly space twinks

‘i came out to have a good time and honestly ---’

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all of sumer’s characters are so lowkey patient with finn and it warms my COLD DEAD HEART