Little background knowledge: I’m a main base cheerleader for stunting.
Story: So when we were practicing our stunts and cradling down, they had been going really well. This is not a ‘my flier fell and broke herself’ story. No. I always catch my flier. Anyways, she’s coming down as I’m the group’s designated counter so I go:
“CRADLE! 1-2-3” except we catch her on 3 and she landed directly on my boobs and in my arms (I was the only one who had her) and it came out:
“CRADLE! 1-2-Thruaughee” because she knocked the air out of me.














