#bigdork

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

How would Shu, Subaru, and Reiji react if they found out that they're s/o is an art nerd, and has a secret sketchbook filled with drawings of them?

Shuu: What a pervert... You’re probably waiting for an opportunity to sketch me, sometime, in the bath, aren’t you?

Reiji: Just when did you sketch out all these? I see. Goodness, I must have been far too caught up working to notice.

Subaru: You. Why aren’t you sketching something decent, instead of this guy... ...It’s me? Bullshit. That guy is better lookin’.

[dudenukem]

I can’t believe it, but @beautifulbizarremagazine let my dumb ass into issue 31! @mister_caitlin and I interviewed each other about a bunch of weird stuff like how we’re becoming the same person/blob of appendages, how living together effects our art, and also more normal things like how covid has changed our practice. I’m truly honored and fully blown away to actually be published in this magazine, alongside so much incredible talent, including my amazing partner. I hope you’ll consider picking up a copy at http://beautifulbizarre.net/shop (link in my profile). . . . . . . . . . #beautifulbizarre #bigdork #medusa #collageartist #surrealcollage #surreallife https://www.instagram.com/p/CI3iqKOjkgR/?igshid=1k80ivtqlerlq

[diva-ali]

I’m the girl wearing the tour shirt to the show. #idgaf @foofighters #concreteandgoldtour #foofighters #fangirl #bigdork

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

Hiya! Hope you're doing well! Anyways, how would the sakamaki brothers react to their S/O being really helpful and kind? Like helping them when they're stressed, helping with cooking, chores, ect? I requested this, but I think Tumblr deleted it or I forgot to press send, thank you!

Shuu: While you’re in that helpful mood, do all those other things for me too, won’t you? It’s troublesome to do myself.

Reiji: You may clean alongside me, if you wish to assist me. I will be inspecting to make sure you are thorough, however.

Ayato: If you really wanna help, do all that bullshit classwork for me. I really can’t be bothered to pay attention, you know.

Kanato: You shouldn’t just cook for me, at these times alone. You should always ask to, to show your appreciation.

Laito: Cleaning here for me is nice, Bitch-chan... Although, I’d rather you lend me a hand elsewhere sometime too, fufu~.

Subaru: There’s no point in cleanin’ this room up after I’ve destroyed it all... It’s gonna end up wrecked again anyway, che.

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

Happy birthday Azusa! *hands him a neatly wrapped box* I got you something!

*when he opens it, it's a necklace with his birthstone in it*

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Azusa: You didn’t need to... get me anything, Eve...

Azusa: But, this is my... birthstone? It’s pretty, thank you, I’ll be sure to... treasure it, since it’s from you, o...kay?

[the-mostdiabolik-of-lovers]

Happy birthday!! I hope your day is going good so far! Anyways, I wanted to give you this *hands him neatly wrapped box, when he (if he) opens it, it's a necklace, with a rose shapes charm, with his birthstone inside the rose.* I love you! And I hope you have a good rest of the day.. Or night.. Whenever your getting this, I hope it goes well for you!

Subaru: What’s this? You got me an actual gift? Guess I’ve gotta open it, then... What did you think of getting me, huh? 

Subaru, opening your present: ...T-Tsk, what was the thought behind this? It’s a fine gift, but take it back. I don’t need it--

Subaru: You’re wasting money and time with that.

[dudenukem]

Been feeling like this lady lately. Apologies to all the normal people in my neighborhood who have to deal with my dumb bod, shuffling around town in search of hoagies to fill the void. . . . . . #hoagiesforthevoid #collageartist #bigdork #dorkart #darksurrealism https://www.instagram.com/p/BySekzoBpGw/?igshid=pj655o7b2jvl

[mikeyy7]