#bigfishbiggersea

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bigfishbiggersea replied to your post: dimplessmilez replied to your post:“I went from...

you can tell you really ship it as soon as you can spell it

Spelling bee finalists are our biggest supporters.

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bigfishbiggersea replied to your post:“saltroundsandbowties replied to your post:“Monica, it has just come to...”

I'll go down with this ship!

bigfishbiggersea replied to your post:“saltroundsandbowties replied to your post:“Monica, it has just come to...”

did I say with I meant on

bigfishbiggersea replied to your post:“saltroundsandbowties replied to your post:“Monica, it has just come to...”

...too far?

Not far enough.

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bigfishbiggersea replied to your post:“So I don’t do cigarettes but sometimes my curiosity tends to get the...”

best trap ever

Dude I just dove into a bag of hipster ass baked chips like my life depended on it goddamn. 

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bigfishbiggersea replied to your post:“bigfishbiggersea replied to your post:“lone-marauder replied to your...”

the kitten was frolicking and punched the gas and you panicked

As I lay surrounded in glass and extra large dildos with candy pieces from edible g-strings sprawled on my face, I realized my life wasn't like others. I also realized that I had to find a way to pay for this damage. Would there be an inherent irony in me turning to strip teasing to accumulate the funds? I'm sure the cosmos thinks so, and is taking a break from its Price Is Right Marathon to point that out.

That's it. That's the opening dialogue

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bigfishbiggersea replied to your post:“lone-marauder replied to your post:“Update: Cloud the kitten cat...”

what is it, you, a kitten, a quest for nether-region satisfaction, and the adventure of a lifetime?

EXACTLY. But what shall we do with the kitten? Make it be the reason we crash into the toy shop? 

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it's 4x03 in the beginning

THANK YOU. I could NOT figure it out. I was convinced it was 4.02 for some reason but obviously NOT.

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bigfishbiggersea replied to your post: Now THAT was an ending.

omfg for a second i thought you were talking about teen wolf and got really confused

Monday's my, "Overtly ABsurd and Hyper-Masculine Entertainment Sports Day!" and by that, I mean "Wrestling Day."

Old childhood habits never, ever die. 

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bigfishbiggersea replied to your post:“teaandchess replied to your post:“teaandchess replied to your...”

is that really what gatorade tastes like because I might need to reevaluate my former policy on sports drinks!?

Why do you think all those athletes are so eager to get to the bench during games? It's not for rest, I tell ya what.