big titty broth girlfriend (gender neutral)

They/She. Bi/queer/autistic. 🇺🇸🇱🇧🇫🇷🏳️‍🌈. Postal worker, poll warden, union steward. Married to demonbloodsausagedog. Hatched in the 80s, in online fandom since the 90s. Mom of at least one trans kid. Find all my online spaces here: https://ghostalservice.carrd.co/

[ghostalservice]

HI NEW FOLKS

boy. there are a lot of you.

I'm Lis, a 1980s-vintage postal worker in Massachusetts who's been in fandom since the late 90s! I’m a parent of two and a union steward and a poll worker. Currently deep in the pitt, animal kingdom, ER, and project hail mary (with a bit of heated rivalry thrown in there). I'm on bsky under the same name!

If you are here for my camboy carter ER/animal kingdom crossover series, all the parts posted so far are on ao3 with a slight delay, and on tumblr here: part 1 part 2 part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, epilogue

If you like weird Wylosyverse crossovers, you will probably enjoy...

-my 50k popecarter series on ao3, where john carter and andrew cody show up for each other on their worst days

-Siria and my flynn carsen/sammy bryant librarian/southland crossover, where sammy gets tapped to be flynn's guardian right after the movies

I tag things that make me hoot aloud with laughter as #this kills the man (i am the man) and i recommend scrolling the tag if you need joy.

I also run the @ofmdcraftfair fundraisers, where we've raised over $200k for immigrants and trans kids since 2025. Follow that if you want to get notified when we're looking for craft donations and when the auctions run!

[thoracique]

Noah Wyle as John Carter & Michael "Robby" Robinavitch

ER 4.11 // The Pitt 2.?

[winterswake]

SHAWN HATOSY ANIMAL KINGDOM 3x13

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

[ghostalservice]

Turning the Page

by @ghostalservice and @siriaeve Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: The Librarian (Movies), The Librarians (TV 2014), Southland (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sammy Bryant/Flynn Carsen Characters: Sammy Bryant, Flynn Carsen Additional Tags: Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, New York City, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, queer awakenings, Research, Magic, Sammy Bryant deserves better than the LAPD Summary:

Sammy Bryant has a Guard Card. Flynn Carsen has a Library Card. They’re both looking for a change.

(a Librarians/Southland crossover)

[classic-cevans]

Smile

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[ghostalservice]

might fuck around and write camboy carter’s first time in person. maybe.

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Remaining time: 7 hours 41 minutes

[mikey-robinavitch]

this is my princess diana btw

[addictedtostorytelling]

[classic-cevans]

Camboy!Jack, who is using it to pay his way through medical school.

It wasn't his first choice, but his parents cut him off when he came out, and he refused to join the army like his Dad kept pressuring him, too.

He's good at it, though, and there's this one viewer who might be his favorite. He's the sweetest in the comments, tips the highest, and always pays for private chats even if Jack is too tired to do more than jerk off.

Robby is chief of emergency medicine at PTMC.

He works too much, has very little free time, and every relationship he's ever had ends before it even begins.

So, on nights when he can't sleep or is is wired tight — he goes online.

Live cams are new to him, a little odd but he enjoys the interaction.

Finding JockRabbit was just a stroke of luck (pun intended)

Does he feel pervy watching this kid who can't be any older than 21 making doe eyes at the camera with his dick in his hand? Kind of.

But those eyes? Curls? That mouth?

Robby's never come harder than when JockRabbit winks at camera and thanks him for the tip.

So twice a week, Robby settles into his favorite pastime. Watches JockRabbit get off for an hour, then pays for a private show until the boy is sleepy and saying good night.

Then cleans off and goes to sleep.

Its a steady routine.

A little fucked up

But a routine none the less

One morning, Dana wrangles him before he slips into a trauma to remind him of the new set of med students.

"They’re a little late today, but they'll be here soon."

"Great. Lemme know when they are." He gives her a thumbs up then dives right in.

He's elbows deep in a trauma, ordering the room at large what to do.

An eager shadow slides next to him, hovering as he explains how to intubate.

"Then pull." He leans back, letting the patient head drop, "Thats how you intubate."

"That was amazing."

Robby's heart stops. His blood runs cold.

Standing beside him in a pair of black scrubs, gloved hands clasped together, hazel eyes bright with wonder is the star of everyone of Robby's filthy fantasies.

"Uh-"

"Hi, Jack Abbot. MS-3. Nurse Evans sent me in here. I'm excited to be working with you, Dr. Robinavitch."

He's even more beautiful in person.

"Robby." He snaps.

Jack's eyes widen, "Uh-"

Robby clears his throat, "Sorry, Robby. You can call me Dr. Robby "

Jack's weary expression shifts into glee, he holds his gloved hand out and grins, "Pleasure to meet you Dr. Robby."

Oh he is so fucked.

@serinmatheson1

[roobydoos]

Somethings wrong with me

[sammy-bryant]

[dogpuppy]

[brawlite]

jack abbot/michael "robby" robinavitch - chapter 1 of ?

this premise brought to you by real life events fully setting themselves up like a fanfiction premise.

“Decision’s already made, brother. There’s no way you can go home alone right now—you can’t use either of your hands.” “You’d discharge me on my own right now if you didn’t know me.” “I do know you, though,” Jack says, waving off Robby’s argument. “And good thing for you that I also know someone willing to help you out. Real swell guy.” “Jack.” “Brother, you think you can get your house keys out of your pocket? Undo your belt? Get yourself a glass of water?” Robby grunts. “I’d make do.” “I know you would,” Jack tells him. “But you don’t have to. You’ve got me.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87668481/chapters/232307896

[brawlite]

chapter 2 is up!

[brawlite]

feel like i should mention that the previously-on-fire bike that sparked the premise of this fic is now back up and running

[alhashimis]

07.00 PM (S02E13) THE PITT (2025—)