I'm just imagining Aziraphale turning some ACTUAL supervillain's life around so that he can take over his secret lair, at which point he just waits for Crowley to catch him. Yes, eventually he'll have to confess that he did not build an empire of evil, he just took it over to flirt, but... well, they can still have their thwarting roleplays.
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aziraphale committing supervillain identity theft just to bang Crowley... the most intricate of rituals











