The Password is: CULTURE
Celebrity Host: Yogurt. Me: <blinks> CH: Kombucha. Me: <blink, blink> CH: Live performances. Me: THINGS I SEE FOR FREE! CH: Oh! Wait, what? No. I’m sorry, we were looking for “culture”! Me: Same, yo…but not on my budget! Someone else gonna need to pick up that tab. CH: No parting gifts for you. Can someone get my agent on the phone! Ok, my skinflintiness is situational. I’m choosing to…
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