#bigvicious

[thatyakattack]

So when I accept my Oscar for Best Comedic Performance in a Movie, I'm gonna have you attached to my arm like a living ventriloquist doll and when we get up to the platform, I'm going to have you recite my speech like I'm talking for you, and it will be the weirdest Oscar acceptance speech in the history of the Oscars and you will technically be able to say that you won an Oscar for Best Comedic Performance in a Movie because you got to hold it.

- Sierra O'Hoovs, best friend and realist

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Look at how vicious! Tough guy.

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This little monster is crazy. #Shitzu #Puppy #Puppysitting #FightingWithTheBlanket #ToughGuy #BigVicious #FurBabies #DogsOfInstagram #ShitzusOfInstagram

[thatyakattack]

Look, bitch. When you speak to Sierra, you enunciate, and pronounce your words correctly.

Sierra O'Hoovs (bigvicious)

[thatyakattack]

bigvicious replied to your post: sharkpocalypse said: We looked them up Tuesday...

All that I can donate is my approval.

That's actually a really generous donation comin' from you, boo. <3

There WILL be shark suits.

[thatyakattack]

bigvicious replied to your post: So my mom and I were on the road to pick up Pimm’s...

how dare you

You're the reason why I pun, Miss Hoovs. This is all your fault.

[thatyakattack]

In order to promote world peace, my roommate and I are going to run for the presidency with the campaign slogan:

"Hug It Out 2032"

It's gonna be great.

[thatyakattack]

So my roommate and I just watched an episode of Bear in the Big Blue House, and like, it's cute and a huge nostalgia kick and all, but it was also just a REALLY uncomfortable experience.

He kept sniffing us.

SNIFFING US.

He knew we were in our pajamas and it was CRAZY.

And he kept trying to get with Shadow,

and he kept trying to be alone away from the kids, and...

We know what's up, Bear.

He was even like, "WELL EVERYONE'S ASLEEP BUT I'M NOT SLEEPY HURR HURR HURR WHAT SHOULD WE DO?"

Stop that, Bear!

STOP THAT!