#bill oc

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THINKING ABOUT THEM 🥺💕

I been thinking sm about these guys trying to style each other for some pr thing or yt video or smth with Goetika (their band) and now I've been blessed with 70s Asmo! Like- look at this precious bean?

What a precious baby boy

[pigeonwhumps]

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Cooking/food headcanon for Bug, Alix and Shaniqua (and the rest of Bug's company if you feel like it) - sara

Hehehe I'm going to answer for everyone! Thank you for giving me the option (that is also why this is so much later than the other replies to this ask game lol, there's so many of them)

Bug

Bug is mostly vegetarian when they're free. It's a choice they make to remember that they're free – they can make their own decisions about their diet, therefore they're free. Kind of similar reason to why they change their hairstyle completely every few months, although that one's partly just for fun.

Alix

She has multiple cupboards of spices and seasonings, as well as dried ingredients (she'll buy fresh when she needs it but otherwise, might as well buy in bulk). She enjoys cooking for everyone. More than that, she loves finding out what someone likes best (through detective work and sleuthery such as asking "what do you like to eat?" and then building on that) and making it for them. She thinks everyone deserves food that makes them feel good. Especially her rescues.

Shaniqua

She enjoys cooking, although she doesn't do it frequently. She tends to cook in bulk when she's off and freezes it all, then her and Bill can just microwave meals for a few weeks. She has a set of crockery and cutlery from her parents when she and Bill bought their house together, which she keeps in good condition and still uses regularly. After years in food service, Shaniqua appreciates waiters enough to tip very well when she eats out.

Bill

He mostly eats fast food if left to his own devices, and doesn't like cooking (he doesn't see the point when he can buy whatever he likes readymade anyway). The exception's a BBQ, which he likes grilling at although often gets distracted easily. Especially if it's a BetterPets BBQ...

O

O loves apples. Absolutely adores them. Its favourites are early discoveries and coxes, but any are nice so long as they're crisp and juicy. It liked apples before the one Bug gave it (the first actual food it had had in a long time), but that certainly helped cement apples as one of its favourites.

It would like to grow an apple tree, but its plot of garden is probably not big enough. Probably.

Max

Soft ice cream is his favourite food. He enjoys trying out all different kinds of food, mostly bc he hasn't had anything decent in a while – his owners replaced his teeth with metal spike implants to make him look more intimidating, and it made it hard for him to eat, especially in the time frame allotted to him. If he got too undernourished he'd be given liquid, which tasted horrible, or tube fed. Basically, what I'm saying is that now he can eat actual food and take as long as he likes to do so, he really enjoys trying out new food!

Maria

Greek food! She's Greek, they worked that out fairly early on, and she's determined to reconnect with her culture. Whenever it's her turn to cook she tries out different Greek and other Mediterranean dishes, with varied success.

726E

He loves a BBQ, specifically the vegetarian food there. Would not like to share one with Bill though.

Mary

Her favourite sweets are Werther's Originals. It's the only thing she put on the customisation form for Bug, bc the care home staff insisted she put something and she didn't want Bug hurt. She likes sharing sweets with Bug and Alix, and really anyone who wants one and is a decent person.

For meals, she likes old British staples like bangers and mash.

Jane

Loves tea and biscuits! Traditional biscuits like digestives especially. Anyone who visits or lives with her will be given tea and biscuits.

Oscar

Oscar likes food best when fae can enjoy it with others. Fae likes good food anyway, but not so much when fae has to eat it alone. Fae likes to share it, so faer favourites are things like sharing platters, meze, stuff like that. Fae's also a big fan of potlucks.

Michaela

She has a sweet tooth, and enjoys all things sugary! She also likes baking, although it's often hard to find the time to make anything complex, like she'd like to.

[pigeonwhumps]

Contract 2

Bug and Company masterlist

Taglist: @littlespacecastle @whumpymirages @flowersarefreetherapy @painful-pooch @whumplr-reader

Introducing Bug's primary handler.

696 words

CWs: BBU, pet whump, whumper pov, creepy whumper, sadistic whumper (sadism only mentioned), dehumanisation, institutional pet whump, mentions of breaking people, mentions of torture

Bill jerks awake when the papers slap him in the chest.

"I wasn't asleep, and they're secure anyway," he murmurs. Then he sees who's standing over him and scrambles backwards. "Shaniqua. You're 134U's primary?"

"The one and only." She smirks down at him. "You're lucky it is me. Sleeping on the job? What would people think?"

Bill shrugs. "The paperwork's finished, this sofa's comfortable, and the new pet isn't doing anything interesting."

"I didn't think you'd have finished staring at their tits yet. Apparently, I was wrong."

"You were. I mean they're cute, and their tits are gorgeous, but there's not enough fear there yet. There's only so long you can watch a pet stay in one place when you're unable to do anything to them."

"You should become a handler. We'd love to have you."

"But then I wouldn't get to watch the intake. That's the fun part, especially with defiant ones. Getting to watch their fear and resignation."

"Oh yeah, that reminds me." She whistles sharply. "726E, heel."

A young man trots into the room carrying two plates of food and a jug of water. Bill raises an eyebrow. Shaniqua doesn't usually eat while she works.

"The nachos are for you. And you'll see what I'm doing with the rest of it. 726E, place everything on the coffee table."

726E obeys, then kneels gracefully at Shaniqua's feet. She ruffles his hair.

"Good boy."

Bill remembers this one, he thinks. One of his most defiant intakes initially, but so quick to snap like a twig at the first hint of pain.

"Entertainment class, huh? What tricks can he do?"

Shaniqua grins. "Roll over. Play dead. Freeze."

The pet freezes like a statue, one arm and a leg in the air.

"Okay, back to default."

He moves back to a knelt position at Shaniqua's feet.

"You've done wonders on him," says Bill admiringly. "Final test today?" Shaniqua nods. "How do I help? Surprisingly, my shift has never actually ended up coinciding with one before."

She chucks a mostly-full notebook onto his lap. "Stay with him while he watches the new intake, and write down whenever he has any sort of reaction to it. I need to make sure they're in line with what his prospective wants."

"Gotcha. Can I play with him?"

"Later. If you promise to be extra good in bed tonight."

Bill grins, already relishing the thought of both. "Now that's a deal I can get behind."

"Excellent." She pats the carpet at Bill's feet, and 726E crawls over, kneeling there instead. Then she wanders over to the intake room (plate and jug in hand) and peers through the floor-to-ceiling window at the new pet. "Certainly cute. Good call on the hair, by the way. I'm surprised though. That's a lot of restraints, even for you. Your manipulation skills going?"

"The information their foster parents gave was sparse, and they don't have a lot that I can guess they care about. Brute force was the best way to go."

Shaniqua whistles lowly. "Okay, yeah, I get it. Not so easy to use that. Wow. I feel like I'm gonna have a lot of fun with them."

Bill chuckles. He knows she enjoys using the more advanced methods to break and rebuild pets, that's why she did extra training, but she doesn't always get much of a chance.

"Just... I don't know, be a little careful? We spent a lot of money on them. You remember how long you had to spend training on X-designated pets before you learned where to stop."

Shaniqua flips him off without looking, and he smiles. She gets irritated by him constantly bringing that up, but it's true. She probably has the highest track record of Xs entirely destroyed. It's a good thing that's why they keep them.

Shaniqua squares her shoulders, grins, and saunters into the intake room. The door locks automatically with a quiet snick, a sound all pets learn to be afraid of.

He picks up a cheese-covered nacho and pops it in his mouth, nudging the pet at his feet to make sure he's in his peripheral vision. Now to sit back and enjoy the show.

[pigeonwhumps]

Contract 1

Bug and Company masterlist

Taglist: @littlespacecastle @whumpymirages @flowersarefreetherapy @painful-pooch

Bill explains the process of the contract signing to Bug.

609 words

CWs: BBU, pet whump, whumper pov, stress position, restrained, non con nudity, creepy whumper

The guards move to the sides of the room, into 134U's blind spots, and Bill smirks, sitting down at the table and resting his feet on it. The new pet looks a treat. Their legs are folded under them on the chair until they stretch a little way up their back, their wrists cuffed to their ankles. If they're in that position for too long their shoulders will dislocate, but they can always fix that. There's a bit gag in their mouth so they can't swear at him, and a harness around their head holds blinders in place (and, as a bonus, is slightly too tight over their broken nose. There's still blood dripping from that, down over the silicon gag that he won't bother to clean. It'll just get messy later anyway). There's space to attach all manner of tools, if their primary so desires, and it's a rope stretched between that and the ceiling that holds their head up. It has a little slack to allow them to nod but nothing else.

Oh, and they don't have any clothes on. Nothing at all. That's an important part of it. Not just because they look good like this, although they do, but because in his experience, humiliation is even more effective than pain in subduing a pet.

They're not awake yet. But even like this, there's a current of energy running through them. They're going to be a challenge.

Bill almost envies their primary. He might hate their parents but this... oh, he enjoys this part of his job. And this pet is a treat, he doesn't usually get to restrain them quite this much.

He gives himself a few minutes to admire the pet before standing and tipping the ice-cold bucket of water over their head.

134U gasps, eyes snapping open, startling into wakefulness. They startle again when they notice all the restraints, tugging at them fruitlessly. Bill notices that their eyes keep darting to the blinders at either side, almost like they're... scared? Interesting.

They haven't noticed him yet, and he takes advantage of that, leaning forward. "Boo."

The pet jumps and looks at him. Their eyes narrow and he can hear the silent snarl. He gives a guiless smile.

"So. It's time for you to sign your contract." He pushes the piece of paper and a pen forward. "I imagine you're not too enthusiastic about that, and I'm not going to insult your intelligence by giving you the spiel about how well we're going to treat you here. So here's the deal. You sign the contract and you'll get water. Maybe even food, although that's up to your primary handler. Until you sign, you're staying right here. In this spot. Naked, just as you are now, because you are yet to earn the right to clothes. And the window opposite is one-way glass, employees can stare through it whenever they like, I'm sure you get the implications. When you're ready to sign, just nod, and someone will be in to help you. Got it?" The pet nods. "Good. Your primary handler will be looking after you from now on, but I'll be back to check on your progress once you're better behaved. Once you'll willingly submit."

He strokes their cheek tenderly, enjoying the brief flash of fear in their eyes before they cover it with anger, and then strides out, leaving the guards in with them. Their primary will be here soon to help them sign, and he wants to watch that. Watch them. They're so cute, he bets their fear is even cuter.

He can see just as well from out here, after all.