#billciphersinternethistory

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Thanks for the tag zedariah!

name: Miriam

nickname: Squareiam, because apparently I am a huge square. Or just MURHHHHHHH really loudly, I feel this one has less charm.

where u from: Texas, the town that’s apparently known only cause a kid knocked another kid unconscious with a steel chair, or ‘oh yeah the gas station in between the town I came from and the one I’m going to!’

   sexual orientation: Asexual, but like pan? Idk. I’m not picky so long as you’re not an asshole and cool with me not talking to you for random stretches of time without warning.

relationship status:  In a polyamerous relationship, I’m only dating one of them, I can’t handle two, I’d be neglecting two instead of one. 

time right now: not that late, like 10pm.

fave colour(s): I wear only black, red, and grey..... So red, I guess.

fave book(s): The Hobbit, No Flying in the House, Desperation 

fave band(s): Mindless self indulgence, Paramour, and uhh, I really just listen to youtube 8 bit remixes.

why did you pick your url: I play sporadically on this neat little text based game called Improbable Island, I had a kittymorph character who wore naught but a hoodie and some boots. I interacted with an over bandaged guy (i forget his name crey-somethin) on the failboat. He reacted like I was an escaped  sentient article of clothing. I liked the phrase so much I made it my url here.

  if you could be a fictional/fairy-tale creature: mmmmm, Something able to warp reality, or just a shape shifter.

why do u enjoy tumblr: ............ Oh.... no I-I don’t...... It keeps up to date on fandoms I guess.... keeps me from being bored during slow hours at work. 

write something cute in caps: DOGS! I MEAN????? HAVE YOU SEEN THEM??? mymusicaloasis arcaneredneck billciphersinternethistory lemur--enthusiast kau-gummi i-am-the-cactus pastel-imaginations coming-straight-from-hell

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billciphersinternethistory GET ON SKYP E

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d. o. Y O U HA VE TEAR DUCTS???? HMMM???? EXPLAIN TO ME THKS. DELIVER US THE TRUTH

YES I UFKCING HAVE TEAR DUCTS I AM A HUMAN CHILD